Previously on Mom...
Who are you?
- Who are you? - Landlord.
- Can I ask what this is about? - Who are you?
Really? We're starting over?
Okay, I'm her mother.
- You're living here? - Absolutely not.
很好 因为如果你住在这里 房♥租会更高
Good, 'cause your living here-- rent will be higher.
No, no, we wouldn't want it to be higher.
Your daughter-- three months behind on rent.
- Really? - 48 hours she don't pay,
I send sheriff for eviction.
Remember how I used to bet
on football and basketball and such?
Yeah. You sucked at it.
You gambled away the rent money?!
We never had rent money.
I gambled away
what little we had on the hopes of getting the rent money.
Pack your stuff, Roscoe.
We're going on a surprise vacation.
Pack up, Violet.
We're skipping out on the rent.
This place sucks, Mom.
Look on the bright side.
We finally have HBO.
I'm going for a swim.
Stay where I can see you!
What's going on?
Oh! Your brother still thinks we're on vacation.
Nothing like a motel room in the morning
to make you want to kill yourself.
Oh, come on.
It's not so bad.
Beds are comfortable, we've got hot water.
There's even a safe in the closet.
Great. A place to store all our disappointments.
How long are we gonna be homeless?
Hey, hey, hey, we are not homeless.
-妈妈 告诉她 -告诉她什么
- Mom, tell her. - Tell her what?
Tell her that everything's gonna be fine.
Why would I do that?
Violet, this is just temporary.
Trust me, I have a plan.
Roscoe, put the dead bird down!
I still have a good job,
your grandma's life-coaching business is starting to pick up.
- Well... - What?
Everything'll be fine.
That's what you said when you drew a mustache on me,
and we drove out of Phoenix in the middle of the night.
Now... hang on.
That was not a rent issue.
What was it?
It was a drug deal gone bad.
You never hear about the ones that go good.
The point is,
there's no use in dwelling in the past.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go prepare myself to take on the day.
To build a better tomorrow
for myself and my family.
Oh, God, we are so screwed.
Sweetie, we can hear you.
All right, boys, here are your drinks.
Oopsie. Somebody dropped a napkin.
Here you go.
Okay, let me just tell you about today's special.
We have a succulent chicken paillard
that's been pounded very hard,
just the way the chicken likes it.
I will let you fellas think about that for a second.
Ooh, somebody's been working out.
Walk with me.
What's going on?
This is a four-star restaurant,
and you're doing everything but give these people lap dances.
Don't talk to table two.
Christy, I know you're trying to make money,
but you can't let men objectify you.
Did you get a boob job?
No, I just stuffed my bra with my kid's tube socks.
Really? It's very effective.
Regardless, you need to dial it back.
I can't. I'm in trouble.
I need cash in a hurry.
In fact, I was gonna wait till after my shift to ask you,
but since we're talking about it now,
I was hoping that maybe you could lend me...
You just walk away?
Son of a bitch!
I like this new thing you're doing with your breasts.
Here, knock yourself out.
Mmm. Still warm.
So what's going on? Back on the pole?
I'd make more money than I'm making here.
Aw, money problems. I'm sorry.
You know, I could possibly help.
That'd be so great.
I promise I'll pay you right back.
Oh, the arrangement I'm thinking of wouldn't require any payback.
It's more of a services-rendered-in-the-back-of-my-car
sort of thing.
That's it? You just walk away?
Give me my boobs back.
Okay, let's see.
I've got Alaskan king crab,
leg of lamb,
Can't we ever have burgers and fries?
When I start working at McDonald's
and stealing their food, yes.
So you guys are, like, homeless, huh?
Hey, hey, hey!
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