Here's what's going on.
I have messed up big-time.
I got us evicted, I'm broke,
my father's not talking to me,
my daughter's not talking to me.
I'm talking to you.
I just need to put a roof over my family's head again,
get my daughter to come back home.
I just don't know where to start.
I'm so overwhelmed.
大家好 我是邦妮 我是酒瘾者
Uh, hi, I'm Bonnie. I'm an alcoholic.
I don't want to pile on, but you all just heard what I'm living with.
You're not helping.
Hey, I didn't interrupt when you shared. Anyway...
Yes, you did.
I'm a glass half-full kind of gal,
so I'm not gonna look at my daughter's failure as my failure.
That's it. Thanks.
Can I go again?
I can't wait to put you in a home.
Really enjoyed your share.
- Thanks. - Thanks.
I might be able to help you.
I'm a real estate agent.
Oh. I know you from the bus benches.
Oh, yeah, I've sat on your face.
A lot of people have.
I have a rental property that's a little ways out of town,
but I think it would be perfect for you and your family.
Is it free?
No, but the owners are very motivated.
That's code for "Something's wrong with it".
What, is it built on a toxic waste dump or something?
Of course not. And if you have a little bit of time,
I could drive you out there right now.
You could see for yourself.
We would've been okay with toxic waste, right?
We're done having kids. What do we care?
So that's three bedrooms upstairs.
Plus, the office down here could easily be a fourth.
- Wow. - Yeah.
Subzero appliances in the kitchen, two-car garage,
and your nearest neighbor is a mile away
so you'll have oodles of privacy.
Where was this place when I was cooking meth?
Beth, the house is fantastic,
but it has got to be way out of our price range.
Even at $900 a month?
What, did somebody die here?
A few people.
Let me show you the patio.
Built-in barbecue, perfect for entertaining.
Yeah, great. Back it up a bit.
Now, when you say a few people died,
what are we talking, old age?
Triple homicide. Pretty messy.
when they pulled up the bloody carpet,
look what they found--
That's the real crime, hiding floors like these.
Oh, my God.
Can you give us a sec?
This is an incredible break.
We have got to take it. We've got to take it right now.
Are you crazy?
People were murdered here.
And we cannot bring them back. But...
...we can honor their memory
every time we fire up that Jacuzzi.
No. Absolutely not.
It's too creepy.
What-what was it, like, a drug deal gone bad?
Were they criminals, had it coming?
不 是主日学校老师 他妻子
No, a Sunday school teacher, his wife,
their teenage son, and the family dog.
- Aw, the dog? - Not the dog.
Yes, terrible tragedy.
So what do you think?
I really need an answer right now
because I have other families who are interested.
No, you don't.
Come here. Come here.
Do you want Violet to move back in with us?
This'll do it.
A beautiful place we can call our own.
-是啊 但是 -这里又不会
- Yeah, but... - And it's not like
there's gonna be another murder here.
this is safer than a non-murder house.
Beth, a good mother would never put her children
in this kind of environment.
So that's a no?
You didn't let me finish.
Forget the TV commercials. When you love your cats,
you don't feed 'em out of a can or a box.
Everything I eat's out of a can or a box.
Well, not while you're living with your Aunt Marjorie.
Whoa, this is awesome!
Hey, we're back!
Roscoe, I brought you some chicken nuggets.
- I'll make you a bowl of spaghetti later. - Thanks.
How was the meeting?
good news, we found a place to live.
Not just a place.
而是位于布朗山谷 有四间卧室 家具齐全的房♥子
A four-bedroom, furnished house out in Browns Valley.
How can you afford that?
We got an incredible deal because...
a family was murdered there.
And their dog.
But the best part is,
we will be out of your hair by the end of the week.
Okay. Well, you're not really in my hair.
But you said we were a huge pain in the ass.
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