I said that about you.
But you and Roscoe are always welcome here.
谢谢 玛乔丽 你最好了
Thanks, Marjorie. You're the best.
But... I've got to put my family back together.
I'll miss you.
I'll miss you, too.
I'm a little sad about all this.
So if you'll excuse me.
What a great lady.
Yeah, I don't buy it.
There's something wrong with her.
Something's wrong with you.
Did you ever consider that there might be people in this world
who are simply kind and compassionate?
I used to think that.
And then I turned nine.
好吧 你赢了 你内心死了
Great. You win. You're dead inside.
And don't you forget it.
Now call Violet and tell her we got a home.
Where you going?
I have some errands to run.
If you're going to the drugstore,
we're out of toothpaste, toilet paper...
Oh, my God. Clearly I'm lying.
Yeah, he's showing up for work regular.
How the hell would I know if he's using?
听着 我的朋友 我只是开汽修厂的
Listen, my friend, I just run a body shop.
You're his parole officer.
Get off your fat ass, come down here, and make him pee in a cup.
好 我得挂了 苏珊
Okay, I got to go, Susan.
Sorry I called you fat.
This is a surprise.
I just thought I'd stop by and see how you're feeling.
Doctor says the ticker's all good.
All systems go.
So what's going on?
I just thought we needed to discuss a few things.
I didn't want to do it on the phone.
- It's about our daughter. - Okay.
I assume she told you what went down.
She did. And I just thought
you might've been a little rough on her.
You're kidding, right?
Who skips out in the middle of the night to beat the rent?
Do I have to remind you about that cute little bungalow
we had up near Eureka? 1976.
We took a bunch of acid, made love on the kitchen floor,
and ran off like a couple of thieves.
That was not me.
- Really? - No.
The point is...
...Christy knows she made a mistake
and she'll never do it again.
So in the meantime, she and the kids are living like gypsies?
Actually, she found a really nice house out in the country,
and it wouldn't be a bad idea if you were to visit and make peace.
I don't know. Let me think about it.
Well, don't think too long,
if you ever want to have your own kitchen floor memories.
Really? You're trading sex for forgiveness?
Would you rather pay cash?
Hi, Violet, it's Mom.
How's it going at your new place?
Sweet. I love it here.
What's all that noise?
Oh, I'm just watching TV.
好吧 听着 我想告诉你
Okay, well, listen, I-I wanted you to know
that, um, I found a beautiful house out in the country,
fully furnished, Jacuzzi.
Yep. If you wanted to come back,
you'd have your own bedroom and bathroom.
No reason you couldn't invite your friends
to come visit you there,
throw some parties.
谢谢你 上帝 谢谢你 上帝
Thank you, God! Thank you, God!
This refrigerator is huge.
I mean, you could put a body in here.
Why would you say that?
Because it's big?
Well... you couldn't fit a body in there.
You know, you'd have to chop it up.
Please stop talking.
Killer house, guys.
- You mean nice house. - Yeah.
Then you should say that.
Remind me to play poker with you.
Hey, can you keep an eye on Roscoe
while we go into town for groceries?
Absolutely. I give you my word I will not get high.
Violet, can you keep an eye on Roscoe
while we go into town for groceries?
Yeah. I got it.
I'm so happy to have you back.
Hey, look what I found wrapped around the doghouse.
Why would there be police tape wrapped around a doghouse?
Maybe he was a crime-fighting dog like Scooby-Doo.
Oh, sure, that explains it.
Christy. Check it out.
Pickles in a barrel.
-真酷 我们该买♥♥点吗 -不
- Cool. Should we get some? - No.
I just dropped my gum in it.
- Howdy. - Howdy.
Look at us-- saying "Howdy."
Haven't seen you gals around here before.
Yeah. We're, uh, just moving into the neighborhood.
"Gals." I love it.
It's so much better than "Bitches."
Where you living?
Just up the road a piece.
- "A piece?" When in Rome.
We're, uh, renting the white clapboard house
at the end of Magnolia.
The Williams place?
You do know what happened there?
We know. We also know we got hardwood floors and a Jacuzzi.
Anyway, it was a long time ago,
and we're just really grateful
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