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I got a job.
They're paying you in keys?
No, I'm managing an apartment building.
They're paying me with a free apartment.
We have a home.
Do you know how to manage an apartment building?
I do not.
You know, I'm thinking somewhere down the road,
we buy a nice fold-out couch for the living room.
You'll be a lot more comfortable.
I thought you were sleeping on the couch.
Oh, you're adorable.
I found the apartment. I get the master.
-是啊 但是 -我拯救了我们
- Yeah, but... - I saved us.
I know, it's just...
After you put us out on the street.
-是的 但是我 -但是什么
- Yeah, but I... - But what?
But I don't want to sleep on the couch.
You want to swap with Roscoe?
No. That's a closet.
Well, I don't know what choice we have.
We certainly can't sleep in the same bed together.
What happens when one of us has a gentleman caller?
Well, Blanche Dubois,
one of us can sleep on the couch then.
I guess that can work.
We will need some kind of signal.
You mean like a sock on the door?
Yeah, but classier.
A sock wearing a top hat?
How about this beer cozy?
Yeah, I guess that'll work.
Yeah. It's like it's having sex with the doorknob.
- Morning. - Morning.
What you doing?
I'm trying to figure out how to fix
a coin-operated washing machine on YouTube.
No, but look.
A monkey playing harmonica.
He's actually playing the blues.
Yeah, he's obviously known sadness.
I'll get it.
Who hurt you, little monkey?
Roscoe, your dad's here!
Get a move on!
Hey! Nice place.
Look at you all cleaned up.
There's no court on Saturday.
You know that.
Come on in.
So... what's with the...
new haircut and big boy clothes?
Well, uh, Candace bought me this stuff.
What's a "Candace"?
She's a girl I'm living with.
You're living with somebody?
Why didn't you tell me?
Well, you were kind of homeless for a while,
and I didn't want you to think I was showing off.
Good for you.
Gets better! She got me this sweet gig
selling cars at her dad's dealership.
Hang on. You have a legitimate job?
是啊 汽车很容易卖♥♥ 因为是韩国产的
Yeah, the cars are easy to sell, too, 'cause they're from Korea,
which I'm sure you know is the new Japan.
What about your pot business?
Candace decided I didn't want to do that anymore.
But it's cool 'cause I love selling cars.
They're even talking about sending me to Seoul
for a management program.
- Seoul? - Yeah.
I think it's in Korea.
Oh, check this out.
What's it mean?
"Pickled cabbage." I'm told it comes up
more often than you'd think.
Hey, Dad! Want to see my new room?
No, no. You can show him later.
You guys get out of here.
Go have fun.
这个女人 坎迪斯 如果她要跟罗斯科接触
This woman, Candace, if she's gonna be around Roscoe,
I think I should meet her.
Of course. I'll set it up.
In the meantime,
this is a brochure for our new hatchback.
It's perfect for hauling kids,
hauling groceries and hauling ass.
But my ass can't afford it.
Come on, zero down.
No payments for 12 months.
Kind of like you and child support.
What happened to him?
Apparently, he has a new girlfriend,
a new home and a new job.
-是啊 我为他感到高兴 -你听起来可不高兴
- Yeah, I'm happy for him. - You don't sound happy.
Well, I am!
Tell me again how you finagled your way into this job.
There was no finagling. Just a straight-out lie.
So, you told them you were a handyman?
Told them I was an aircraft mechanic.
This was a step down for First Lieutenant Plunkett.
Do you remember when we were broke and you conned your way
into teaching at that Catholic high school?
Oh, yeah. All I needed was a Halloween costume
and a willingness to hit kids with a ruler.
So what's the plan?
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