You're gonna call me every time something breaks?
Hand me the Phillips.
And what do I get out of this deal?
You get to help your daughter and grandchildren
keep a roof over their heads.
Yeah, what else you got?
What'd you have in mind?
Don't play coy.
I know you're staring at my ass crack.
That's 'cause it's a lot hairier than I remember it being.
Turn on the machine. Let's see what we got.
- Hey! You fixed it. - Yeah.
These hands are good at making old things come to life.
You want to try that again?
Very much so.
You look beautiful.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
No, no. Keep going.
I'm an old man with no cable TV.
You the new super?
Actually, I am.
You're very attractive.
You see, that's how you make a lady feel special.
So, is this a serious thing between you two?
- Well, we're working on it... - I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to Legs.
I'll see you around.
Oh, uh, Jack Bumgartner, 1F.
You have the key.
Hey, I'm right here.
Enjoy your meal.
Good evening. Welcome to the...
Aw, hell no!
You said you wanted to meet my new girlfriend.
克丽丝蒂 这是坎迪斯 坎迪斯 这是克丽丝蒂
Christy, Candace. Candace, Christy.
Is this awkward?
Because we could move to another table.
No, no, no. This is fine.
- Nice to meet you. - Aw, same here.
You know, Baxter's told me
all about how you've turned your life around.
Good for you.
I think you guys are gonna be best friends.
We're certainly off to a great start.
Hey, how's it going?
Candace bought me new clothes.
Yeah, I noticed.
No one's owned them before.
I'm the first person to wear them.
Don't get used to it.
I hear you just moved into a new apartment.
Yeah, we're really excited about it.
I live in the closet.
Why don't we get you some bread?
-抱歉 女士 -现在没空
- Excuse me, miss? - Not now!
Spank that tushy.
-干嘛 -抱歉打扰你了 我只是...
- What? - Sorry to bother you, I just...
I needed to talk to somebody.
- Come on. - Thanks.
So, I was just with my ex and...
Oh, whoa, what the hell are you watching?
So, what about your ex?
He-he was helping me fix a washing machine,
and we started making out and...
I'm sorry. This does it for you?
I like the sausage party.
Okay. Uh, so we hadn't seen each other in-in a few years,
and after his heart attack, we kind of reconciled and...
uh, old feelings started up and...
Can you just turn this off? There's too many balls.
That's actually the name of this one.
Anyway, uh, long story short,
we almost had sex this afternoon.
It didn't happen, but he's coming over later,
and we both know why, and it's kind of messing me up.
Oh, you still have feelings for him.
Of course I do.
I don't know. It's complicated.
Where are the cats?
I put them in the bedroom.
I don't like them to see this side of me.
I'm not crazy about seeing it, either.
Okay, look, do you want a relationship with this man?
Yeah. I-I guess. I-I...
I'm just afraid of getting hurt again.
Well, that's understandable.
So, have you considered not having sex with him
until you see where this is going?
Is that a real thing?
Yes, it's a real thing.
Hmm. It doesn't sound right.
邦妮 你这辈子都是 你遇上了一个男人
Bonnie, your whole life-- you met a guy,
you like the guy, you sleep with the guy.
I didn't always like them.
Okay, a good definition of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over again, and expecting a different result.
But what if I do the same thing just one more time?
You know, just in case it's different.
So, what do I do with the, you know, urges?
I thought maybe you bailed on me.
No, I just had to visit a sick friend.
Oh, no. What's wrong with her?
Well, she has cancer, but that's not really the problem.
Come on in.
- Everybody is out and about? - Yep.
- Just you and me. - Great.
Oh, got us some non-alcoholic sparkling cider,
in case we want to, I don't know, get bloated.
Oh. Why don't we open this later.
- So... - So...
Here we are.
I'm a little nervous.
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