It's weird, 'cause it's not like any part of me's a virgin.
Friend of mine thinks
I shouldn't hop in the sack with you.
What do you think?
I think I should get a new friend.
不 给他洗洗 他很脏[淫♥荡♥]
Oh, no. Wash him, he's dirty.
I slip in the shower, no one comes over.
Sorry. I know it's late.
I just had a really rough night, and I needed to talk to you.
Come on in.
You will not believe it.
But my ex brings Roscoe and his new girlfriend
over to the restaurant, and I have to serve...
Look at the size of that thing.
Yeah. Yeah, that's big.
So, your ex comes into the restaurant, and...?
And he's dating this Candace woman,
who's got a lot of money.
She's cleaned him up, got him a good job.
So, what's the problem?
I am trying so hard.
I quit drinking, I'm going to meetings.
Where's my Candace?!
You want a woman with money to take care of you?
I mean... I'm flexible.
You want my advice?
Get over it.
If he's doing better, it's good for your son,
it's good for you, it's good for everybody.
Wait, but you haven't even heard the worst of it.
When they left the restaurant,
his girlfriend hugs me and leaves me a huge tip.
- That cow. - Right?
Listen, I told you what to do--
you do it, don't do it, just get out.
Thanks for listening.
Where are the cats?
They died. Now, get out.
I was just thinking--
the last time we were together like this,
I had an afro and mutton-chop sideburns.
And yet I still slept with you.
I missed this.
35 years go by, and it's like nothing's changed.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know.
It means... I'm glad we're still the same people.
I am capable of changing, you know.
It's not like I'm doomed to make the same stupid mistakes
over and over again.
Nobody's saying that. Let's keep kissing.
Hey, give me a second.
What's going on?
I don't know.
I-I'm sorry, I can't do this.
Why? What's wrong?
I want a real relationship.
So do I.
Well, if that's ever gonna happen for us,
we need to get to know each other again.
Take it slow.
I'm 56 years old;
it was gonna be slow no matter what we did.
Of course we can take it slow.
So, now what?
Well, I don't know. I've never not done this before.
Uh, can we still...
make out and stuff?
Oh, yeah, I-I know what you're really asking,
and the answer is no.
不 巴克斯特 他不能跟你还有坎迪斯一起过夜
No, Baxter, he cannot spend the night with you and Candace.
I don't need a reason, I'm his mother.
Bring him home now.
Look at me being a bitch.
Dad, I'm a grown woman.
I know a sex beer cozy when I see one.
Yeah, you'd think.
But, honestly, nothing happened.
Your mother is a classy broad.
About an hour ago.
Is he gone?
I took Marjorie's advice, did things differently,
and I feel terrific.
You know she watches gay porn?
I know, I watched it with her.
I think she's onto something.
Yeah. Well, I'm happy she helped you,
but she was of no use to me.
What did she tell you?
I don't even want to repeat it.
It's just that ridiculous.
She thinks I should be more supportive of my ex-husband.
You're not capable of being supportive.
You're a petty and vindictive woman.
I am not petty and vindictive.
I... just can't stand it when good things happen
to people I used to love.
You know the definition of insanity?
Yes, I know the definition of insanity!
I live with you!
Christy, eventually you're gonna do the right thing.
I choose the dark side.
It's not fair.
I spent all those years trying to mold that pot-addled lump of clay,
and now Candace gets the reward.
Sweetie, look at me.
Lest we forget, the reward is Baxter.
妈妈 如果你爱我 让我去恨吧
Mom, if you love me, let me hate.
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