Previously on Mom...
So what's been going on?
Not much, um...
I got a DUI, my husband left me
and I tried to commit suicide.
Oh, my God, you're gonna do great here.
I do have two things I could hold onto--
through it all, I've stayed sober,
I've also helped someone else stay sober.
What up, bitches?!
Okay, one thing.
This is a rehab?
Hmm, it's the address on the Web site.
Where the sun comes out tomorrow."
I guess this is where Annie got sober.
My last rehab was a friend
who slapped me and told me to snap out of it.
I didn't need rehab.
I stopped drinking the second I realized
I'd turned into my mother.
Oh, here's Jill.
Hey. How you doing?
Hey. Don't look at me, I'm a wreck.
Are you kidding?
You look like a model who just took a long nap.
And thanks for picking me up.
Hey, I'm your sponsor, it's what we do.
Well, you're very sweet.
My stupid ex-husband couldn't be bothered.
Well, he might be a little gun-shy
after, you know, you waved that gun around in his face.
So what was the rehab like?
Ugh, hardest thing I've ever done.
Every hour of the day was planned out.
From the first massage in the morning
to the tai chi after lunch,
and pottery classes.
Oh, by the way--
I made you both napkin rings.
This must have taken you... minutes.
How's the food in a place like that?
Ugh, don't get me started.
It's sushi every day.
I mean, I'm trying to get off painkillers,
and now I'm full of mercury.
Maybe you can get a job as a thermometer.
Excuse me, I'm just gonna update my Facebook status to sober.
Okay, I've got a new plan.
I'm gonna get rich, drink my ass off,
wreck my life and then check into that country club rehab.
How do you plan to get rich?
Why can't you ever support my dreams?
"Sober" got a like.
Oh, beautiful staircase.
Not when you're falling down it drunk.
And this is, of course, the second floor sitting room.
All new furniture.
Oh, a little remodel?
No, a big fire.
Fell asleep on the couch with a joint in my mouth.
It's also why my hair is short.
No. I just like big, black, beautiful things.
Hey, where'd everybody go?
Second-floor sitting room!
That's fun to say.
I was in the yoga studio, turn around, you guys are gone.
Did you see the tanning booth?
Look at that-- 90 seconds.
So did you get this house in the divorce?
This and the place in Aspen.
That's it-- I am never banging a poor guy again.
I guess we should get going.
You gonna be okay?
I'm gonna be fine.
I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow.
好吧 如果你需要什么 给我打电♥话♥
Okay. If you need anything, you have my number.
Your phone's ringing.
What's going on?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come on. Talk to me.
I just... I...
I don't know what to eat for dinner.
我是说 有鸡肉 有鱼肉
I mean, there's chicken, and there's fish.
Am I vegan? I don't know.
You can send out.
I certainly can't have sushi.
Oh, my God, my life is a mess.
What you're going through is a natural part of getting sober.
I don't remember this part.
Just go get her a glass of water.
Well, you're asking water to do vodka's job, but okay.
Listen to me,
you're gonna get through this.
I'm so scared, Christy.
I know, I've been there.
The important thing to remember is-- you're not alone.
God bless you.
I'm so sorry, I can't find the kitchen.
Oh, yeah, I like me a wet Brad Pitt.
Oh, good, he's still wet.
Did you get Jill to bed?
Do you know the toilet in the master bathroom blow-dries your ass?
Wow, so you can actually be too rich to wipe.
You talk to Violet?
Yeah, she's not happy about it,
but she'll look after Roscoe tonight.
Did you explain to her
that we're here saving a woman's life?
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