She doesn't get how serious this is.
There's chocolate mousse in the kitchen.
I know, I was gonna save that
for after we've bowled a few frames.
It's hard to believe that somebody can live like this
and still be so miserable.
I mean, we're miserable, but we have nothing.
- Which seems right. - The way God intended.
I just got to say something, get it off my chest.
I really want to rob this place.
-什么 -我不会真的做 我只是在考虑
- What? - I'm not going to-- I'm just thinking it.
I figured if I shared about it, it takes the power away.
All right. Well... thanks for sharing.
If you were gonna rob it, what would you take?
Easy. Persian rug in the dining room.
That's 25 grand right there.
好吧 但你得搞辆卡车 还有搬东西的人
Yeah, but then you got to get a truck, guys to move it.
I'd stick with the jewelry.
真的吗 我会小心点 她可是个吸毒者
Really? I'd be careful there. She'd a drug addict.
He didn't give her anything real.
We're just talking, right?
Where are you going?
I have to put something back.
Where are you?
I'll take the elevator. Be right there.
What time is it?
See if we can get a late checkout.
Come on, get up.
First-class house-- I slept in coach.
I made you both fruit smoothies.
Well, at least there's room service.
How you feeling?
Well, you kind of... cried yourself to sleep.
Oh, I do that every night.
It's actually really good for your skin.
You guys want to go for a swim?
I wouldn't mind a dip.
Mom, we got to get home.
I want to see the kids before I go to work.
Why would you say that?
Why would I say what?
I know what you're doing.
You're throwing it in my face.
What's this, now?
Because I don't have kids and don't have to work,
you think you're better than me.
I get it. Good one.
You think I'm making a joke?
那是疯狂的眼神 不是玩笑 不是玩笑
Those are crazy eyes. Not a joke. Not a joke.
That's all you are is jealous!
This is why I can't have any friends!
I can think of a few other reasons.
Get out of my house.
Okay. Okay, we're leaving.
Never turn your back on crazy.
I hate my life! I hate my life!
吉尔 抱歉 但我们找不到前门
Jill, I'm sorry, but we can't find the front door?
This is what it's all about, right?
A shared meal with the people you love. Hmm.
What's wrong with her?
Nothing's wrong with me.
I just realized we have a lot to be grateful for.
Sure, we could live in a big house
with a tennis court and a movie theater.
Then why are we living here?
Let me finish.
The point is, that's not what makes you happy.
That's not what fills your soul.
Your mother's right.
You can't fix the inside with the outside.
Exactly. You can have all the riches in the world and
still be miserable and lonely.
That's actually true.
I've seen cartoons about that.
I got it.
You realize she's setting you up to fail.
- Hi. - Hello.
I want to apologize.
Are those part of the apology?
Where are my manners? Come on in.
Christy, Neiman Marcus is here!
- I like your new place. - Don't patronize me.
Jill, you okay?
Yeah. And thank you for leaving all those sweet messages.
Oh. I was worried about you.
I don't know what to say.
I'm really embarrassed about the way I behaved,
and I thought maybe I could make it up to you guys.
Oh, Jill, that's really not necessary.
Totally uncalled for. Which one is mine?
- I can't. - You were gonna rip her off.
If they weren't sober before, they're sober now.
Wow! You guys look amazing.
You going out after the meeting?
No, just wanted to bring a little sexy to the
7:30 Tuesday night meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Well, lucky us.
Did you also happen to bring cookies?
Hi. I'm Christy.
I'm an alcoholic.
I just want to say,
I am getting so much out of being a sponsor.
Hang on. Let me just...
step out here so I can feel closer to everybody.
You know how they say
the more you give, the more you get back?
Well, it's true.
I'm living it.
She's wearing it.
And I think the reason that this works
is that it's God's will for us to be of service, to help other people.
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