Sorry, I can't do this now.
You need to take a pill?
How could you do all that stuff to me?
Okay, clearly you don't understand how this works.
See, this is the part where you forgive me.
Yeah, well, I don't think I can.
Hey, I forgave you for walking out on me.
After hearing all this,
walking out on you was the smartest thing I ever did!
Okay, I think this party's over.
Just so you know, you have ruined this amends for me!
Hey, how'd it go with Dad?
Oh, we hate him now.
-是吗 -是啊 我需要你挺身而出
- We do? - Yup. I'm gonna need you to step up.
Well, uh, you can join me in hating Baxter.
Dumb-ass wants Roscoe to live with him.
that three months ago, he was living in his van,
smoking pot out of an apple, then giving Roscoe the apple.
Can you check my homework, Mom?
What? Oh, yeah, sure.
Train A leaves the station traveling at 30 miles
per hour, and Train B leaves...
You know what?
I have a better math problem for you.
This is the one the teacher's looking for, but okay.
Train A is leaving with your mommy.
is leaving with your daddy.
Which train would you rather be on?
Where's Dad's train going?
Where's your train going?
-真的吗 -别插嘴 维奥莉特
- Seriously? - Stay out of it, Violet.
And my train stops for ice cream on the way.
Let me think.
What's there to think about?
I could be the King of Loserville.
Oh, come on, make a decision.
Roscoe, leave your homework with me.
Mom's not good at math.
You are scary.
No, what's scary is the idea of Baxter trying to parent him.
That's not fair. When you guys were together,
Baxter was a pretty good dad.
Are you seriously defending him?
Do you believe this?
I'm just here as your mother. I don't want to get involved.
Baxter did nothing but smoke pot,
sit on the couch
and yell the wrong answers at Jeopardy.
Never once in the form of a question.
While you got drunk and disappeared for days.
That's not true.
Remember Roscoe's first-grade graduation?
Of course you don't.
You were too hung-over to get out of bed.
- But Baxter was there. - Really?
Well, he went to the third grade graduation first,
but eventually he found the right room.
Fine. He showed up to one event.
Hooray for Baxter.
Let's put him on a stamp.
You may not want to remember
what went on around here, but I do.
She's smoking pot now, so her memories will fade.
Hello, Joanne Wickie in 3B.
What can I do for you?
Hot water cut off in the middle of your shower again?
I'll be right over.
Hey, do me a favor. Put on a robe this time.
I know you're comfortable with your body, but I'm not.
I blame Lena Dunham.
Got a minute?
I'm on my way to see a 300-pound naked woman
with soap in her eyes, so...
I wanted to apologize for the way I acted the other day.
I realized the only reason you told me all those things was
so we could start fresh, and I really want that.
You didn't have to come all the way over here for that.
You could have just called.
I know, but then I couldn't do this.
I couldn't have done it without you.
35 years. Worth the wait.
Oh. Is it just me,
or is sex better now than when we were kids?
Well, it's longer.
It is better.
You know, I was thinking about all the secrets you unloaded on me.
And I thought maybe I should do the same, clean the slate.
Okay, here's something you never knew
that's always sort of bothered me.
You remember that Labor Day weekend you spent in jail
'cause I couldn't afford to bail you out?
I had the money, but I just needed a break from you.
Come on, that's funny.
我喜欢你 戴夫 但我得先问问我的经理
I like you, Dave, but I can't go any lower on this car
without checking with my manager.
Wish me luck.
Hey. Baxter, got a minute?
Oh. Hello, Christy.
I'm being aloof because of our fight the other day,
除非你是来买♥♥车的 那样的话 你看起来很美
unless you're here to buy a car, in which case you look lovely.
I wanted to talk to you about Roscoe.
I'm sorry I said all those awful things about you.
Yeah, I was talking to Violet,
and she reminded me of a couple important factors.
Did she now?
You did a lot of good stuff for my kids
when I wasn't there for them,
and I never thanked you.
So... thank you.
And I'm sorry.
Hey, is this one of those amends things?
I guess it is.
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