Ooh, make-out session.
You go, girl.
Eat that face.
What are you looking at?
This girl is chewing this guy up.
She's got her tongue down his...
It's your daughter.
I kept all her old maternity clothes.
That's not her boyfriend.
No, that is definitely not Luke.
I can't believe she'd cheat on him.
What's not to believe?
他很贴心 忠诚 他爱她
He's sweet, he's loyal, he loves her.
You're right, he's asking for it.
The old perv in 1F is watching them, too.
Hey, put some pants on!
Really? 3:00 A.M.?
I have 3:14.
- Will you let me do this? - Yeah.
Really? Trying to be a mom?
- Have you been drinking? - I'm not doing this.
We saw you outside with that guy.
Why are you cheating on Luke?
And why are you dressed like a cheap hooker?
是啊 下次你想借我的衣服 先要问我
Yeah, next time you want to borrow my clothes, ask first!
I need a drink.
What's the matter?
You know that weird smell from Mrs. Valinski's apartment
that everyone's been complaining about?
It's Mrs. Valinski.
Oh, God, no.
Yeah. She must've been there for a couple of days.
She looked like a beanbag chair in a nightgown.
That's so sad.
You want to know sad?
All her jewelry--
- You didn't. - Why would I?
That's probably the cops.
Cops at the door, and it's not about us.
Oh. Luke. Hi.
Is, uh, Violet here?
She's still sleeping. Can I give her a message?
Uh, yeah. I was just worried about her.
I've been texting her for a couple days now,
and she doesn't answer.
Is that so?
Is something going on that I should know about?
Yes. Violet is sick.
Where's the body?
- Oh, my God! - Oh, no, no.
No, not that sick. Upstairs.
The door's open. Follow your nose.
She just got a stomach bug.
Puking her guts out.
Hey, what's going on?
Oh, Luke just came by to see Violet,
and I told him the reason she hasn't been calling him back
is 'cause she's sick.
Nasty head cold.
And then it morphed into the stomach bug
I just told Luke about.
Yeah, yeah, it's that morphin' thing that's going around.
It's morphin' season.
Well, can I do anything?
Uh, get her some soup?
Oh, you are just the sweetest.
Yeah, you gotta quit that.
Here, you want to help?
Go to the store,
get a half dozen cans of air freshener
and a couple of chocolate bars.
Dead people tweak my sweet tooth.
How many times have I told you?
When there is a lie already in motion,
always follow the leader.
Never add new information.
No one is more disappointed in me than me.
Leave me alone.
What is your problem?
I just had to lie to your boyfriend.
And she did a really bad job.
Just so you know,
you were home sick last night.
you had a stomach bug that morphed into a head cold.
Head cold into a stomach bug.
You're still doing a bad job.
Sorry. I'm a little rusty.
You'll get it back. It's like stealing a bike.
I didn't ask you to lie.
No, you forced us to.
For reasons I don't understand,
that kid loves you.
She was an easy lay. What's hard to understand?
And it's not just Luke.
You've been treating everyone like crap.
你在撒谎 喝酒 整晚不回家
You've been lying, drinking, staying out all night...
Get off my back. I just gave up a baby.
Oh, give me a break.
That's your excuse for everything.
The other day, you couldn't do the dishes
'cause you "Just gave up a baby."
You two could never understand what...
Understand what you've been going through.
You sound like a broken record.
Not that you know what a record is.
I don't want to talk about this with you.
Fine. But you have to talk with someone.
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