Oh. That's so sweet.
Uh, please don't tell the building manager.
Don't worry. I've been keeping secrets
from the building manager my whole life.
Do you mind if I put on some music?
Sorry, just messing with you.
Yet it's still on your iPod.
what do you do when you're not doing laundry?
Oh, well, uh, do you know Delforno Wines?
Oh, I used to.
I'm their in-house accountant.
Well, that's interesting.
- No, it's not. - No, it's not.
What do you do?
I'm in the restaurant business.
I own a place downtown.
-哎哟 -不 我在撒谎
- Oh, well... - Nope. I'm lying.
- I'm just a maitre d'. - Well, I mean...
Lying again. I'm a waitress.
That's my final answer.
Well, I think waitressing is an honorable profession.
This turned out to be a pretty good Saturday night, huh?
It did, didn't it?
You like the unexpected?
like to think of myself as adventurous.
I'm really glad I met you.
Glad I met you, too.
Excuse me, I, uh, need to...
Uh, down the hall.
I'll be right back.
Totally hypothetical question: You like kids?
I love them.
Something's got to be wrong with you.
Let's see what's going on here.
No antibiotics. Good start.
Oh. Chewable vitamins. Adorable.
没有抗抑郁药 抗焦虑药 软膏
No antidepressants, no anti-anxieties, no ointments.
I'm getting married.
All right, let's check out the honeymoon suite.
And the wedding's off.
Do you like what you see?
Look at you!
What's happening now?
You said you liked to be adventurous.
Yeah. But I meant, like...
pancakes for dinner.
Here, hold my leash
and tell me what to do in a firm voice.
I-I... I get it.
How about, sit.
I said stay!
*我独自一人 独自一人 独自一人*
*I'm alone, I'm alone, I'm alone*
*But I'm not murdered*
Christy, are you still masturbating?
What the hell is going on?
We have to find a new place to live.
You know the guy up in 2B?
Dog boy? What about him?
Yeah. He brings me the paper sometimes.
Okay, well, I almost made out with him.
What do you mean, "Yeah? So?"
Well, you could do worse.
And chances are, he's probably pretty loyal.
This isn't funny!
I'm gonna have to see him all the time now.
You'll be fine. Just keep some treats in your pocket.
Oh, God. Tell him I'm not here.
Where is she?
Um... she's not here.
Whose side should I be on?
Can we talk?
What's to talk about?
You called our daughter a mistake.
What I said to my then-wife, who was throwing me out of my house,
was that you and I having a baby when we were kids was a mistake.
- And you believe that? - Yeah, I do.
We were broke. We were living in a Winnebago up on blocks.
But that was then.
Now that I've gotten to know Christy,
I realize having her
was the best thing you and I ever did.
You know your wife's still in love with you.
What can I say? I'm catnip to the ladies.
- You sure it's over? - It's over for me.
In what world do you have two women fighting over you?
A great world.
I'm nowhere near as crazy as Lorraine, right?
No, no, not even close.
很好 因为如果你说有 我会烧死你
Good. 'Cause I would've set you on fire if you'd said yes.
Hi. Welcome to Wednesday's St. Luke's meeting
of Alcoholics Anonymous.
I'm Carla. I'm an alcoholic.
I can't believe we drove 20 miles
all because you're too much of a wimp
to go to our regular meeting.
I'm sorry. That guy embarrassed me.
I don't want to go back there.
You need to learn to stand your ground.
Don't let anybody run you off.
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