Well, if you stick with it,
maybe, when their marriage falls apart,
you can handle their divorce.
I'd like that.
Goes without saying you want to represent the wife.
Well, if you want some on-the-job training,
why don't you come to my office a couple hours a week
and give me a hand?
Oh, that'd be great. Thank you.
- Let me get this. - Don't be ridiculous.
This is on the house.
Waiter, got a problem here!
Okay, when I click enter,
I will be officially signed up to take my GED test.
My first step to becoming a lawyer
and changing my life forever.
What are you waiting for?
To be honest, I'm a little scared.
- Want me to do it for you? - No!
This is my button to click.
This is the first step on my journey.
No one can take it for me.
I really want to play Minecraft.
I got it!
This is a nice surprise. What's up?
You got me thinking the other night
about how we don't party like we used to,
and I thought maybe I could do something about it.
- Like what? - Like tomorrow night,
you and I have tickets to see your favorite band from the '70s.
- The Rolling... - Aerosmith!
天啊 阿尔文 这太棒了
Oh, my God, Alvin, this is amazing.
Do you realize I haven't been to a rock concert sober since...
Uh, you know, I'm gonna have to go with never.
Here we are.
As you can see, I'm not real good at organizing my files.
How'd you get through law school?
Methamphetamines and an Asian roommate.
Work late a lot?
Uh, that and I kind of live here.
So, anyway, if you could put all this...
so that I could find it again, that would be awesome.
You got it.
Hang on a sec.
Just got to...
clear out these dead soldiers.
Thank you for your service, fellas.
Do you want me to file these alphabetically?
By date? Type of case?
"Roxy versus Nudes Nudes Nudes."
Uh, oh, that, uh...
罗克西 这不是她的真名 在控告裸体裸体裸体
Roxy, not her real name, is, uh, suing Nudes Nudes Nudes,
a gentlemen's club by the airport
with surprisingly good chicken wings.
Yeah, yeah, but what's the suit about?
Uh, if I recall correctly,
罗克西认为 我说的 不是她
it is Roxy's contention-- my word not hers--
that Nudes Nudes Nudes is paying her below minimum wage
by incorrectly claiming that she is an independent contractor.
Does a place like that tell her what hours she has to work?
Yes, in fact, she was very disappointed to be working breakfast.
Do they tell her what to wear?
It's called "Nudes Nudes Nudes," Not "Pants Pants Pants."
And, uh, when she does a lap dance,
do they tell her what she can charge?
Yeah. I'm guessing.
She sounds like a regular employee to me.
Yeah, she does, doesn't she?
Let me see that.
Hadn't actually read this, yet.
I was just looking at the pictures.
I gotta tell you,
you ask smart questions, Christy.
-谢谢 -我是说 这可能需要一段时间
- Thanks. - Yeah, I mean, it may take a while,
but I don't see any reason why you couldn't be a lawyer someday.
that is exactly the kind of encouragement I need.
Yeah, hey, back off.
What was I thinking?
Listen, uh, my schedule opened up,
so you don't have to watch Roscoe on Saturday.
What about your GED thing?
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Yes, I just won 20 bucks from Grandma.
You bet that I wouldn't take the test?
Why would you do that?
Oh, come on, Mom.
You always say you're gonna do stuff,
and then you don't.
That's not true.
Name one thing.
Except for the blog I was gonna start,
my line of sober greeting cards and that six-day cleanse.
Come on, name one.
What happened to becoming a lawyer?
It was a stupid dream.
I can't do it.
That weirdo Steve said you could.
He didn't mean it.
He just wanted to date me.
And I'm only using the word "Date"
because you're my daughter.
What do you expect? Men suck.
亲爱的 你这么年轻 不该如此愤世嫉俗
Sweetie, you're too young to be that cynical.
There are lots of wonderful men...
Oh, God, I can't even fake it.
Well, I think you're being a chicken.
And I only use the word "Chicken"
because you're my mother.
Look, it's over.
You said it yourself-- I quit things.
It's how I roll.
I shouldn't have said that.
You don't quit everything.
You stayed sober.
You know, Violet, when you open your heart to me...
不不不 太过了 我说完了 拜拜了您啊
Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no, too much. I'm done, good-bye!
- Are you seeing what I'm seeing? - What?
we're the youngest people here.
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