- That was incredible. - Yeah.
Do you know a good house painter?
Really? That's what you think about after we make love?
What do you mean after?
怎么啦 我先到了 无聊总得想点事嘛
What? I finished early, I had time to kill.
Anyway, there's a vacancy in our building,
and I need to give it a new coat before I rent it.
Oh, is it a nice place?
Very nice. Got a view of the park.
My lease is up here.
Oh, Alvin, that's a big think.
You'd be right across the courtyard from me.
We'd basically be living together.
I'm okay with that.
Give me a minute-- I'm trying to decide if I can do better.
Oh, good, you're awake.
Can we talk?
What's going on?
You know the vacancy that just opened up?
How would you feel about your father moving into it?
Are you kidding?
- It was his idea. - Really?
Well, I had just put the second of three smiles on his face.
Well, okay, the third was when I told him
he could take a nap.
Still, you got to take it easy on him.
The man had a heart attack a few months ago.
The doctors gave him a clean bill of health,
not to mention I do all the work.
So what do you say?
I don't want him moving in over there
unless you're comfortable with it.
Of course I'm comfortable.
Having my parents together for the first time in my life?
My children getting to know their grandfather.
Wait. You think you guys will get married?
Who knows, but whatever happens,
you'll always be our little bastard.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
No I don want to rush you,
but several of the other men I'm sleeping with
have expressed interest.
Yes, well, I can't make a decision
until I talk it over with my girlfriend.
What do you say, dollface?
I say take it, baby,
just stay away from the building manager.
That dame's trouble.
I so get why I'm cute.
It's in my DNA.
I'm gonna need some help furnishing this place.
Oh, no, I'm not falling for that trap.
You're always complaining about how your ex-wife
made you feel like a guest in your own home.
This is gonna be your place.
You should decorate it exactly the way you want.
I've always wanted, uh,
one of those leather reclining couches.
-老天 带杯架的那种吗 -是的
- Oh, my God, with the cup holders? - Yes!
That's so not gonna happen.
Come on, let me show you
what you're thinking about for the kitchen.
So friggin' cute.
Wait, so you're gonna live right across the courtyard?
So we get to see you every day?
If you want to.
In fact, I got you a walkie-talkie
so you can call your old grandpa anytime you want.
Why can't I use a phone?
You can, but the walkie is so cool.
Can you text on it?
Thank your grandpa.
We just want you both to know that your grandparents
are gonna be here whenever you need us.
Hugs and cookies...
Why don't I use some of that money
to take you all out to dinner.
Roscoe, you like pizza?
I love pizza.
All right, go put your shoes on.
If you don't mind, I have other plans.
Oh, come on, Violet.
This is kind of a big deal.
Can't you spare a couple hours?
He's gonna live, like, 20 feet away.
Why can't I have pizza with him another night?
As you can see, ornery bitch runs in the family.
It's actually on our crest.
Wow, look at this!
Do you like it?
Oh, good, 'cause I really tried to make it
how you like it but, you know, nice.
I love it.
And I put all your clothes away,
except for the ugly stuff, which I donated.
You did great.
Oh, here's your credit card.
Be gentle with it; I rode it pretty hard.
Why don't you keep it.
Yeah, I want you to have it.
I love you.
Alvin, I don't need your card to prove you love me.
I already memorized the number.
Come with me.
Whatever you say, 54716♥4♥0...
Roscoe-one for Grandpa.
Come in, Grandpa.
This is gonna get old real quick.
Grandpa-one for Roscoe.
Go ahead, Roscoe.
What you doing?
I... was actually about to go to sleep, buddy.
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