Previously on Mom...
This is Christy Plunkett, Roscoe's mom.
I'm gonna be keeping him home today.
No, no, no, um, not sick.
He lost his grandpa.
- I spoke to Alvin's ex-wife this morning. - Yeah?
She doesn't want us to come to the funeral.
Alvin and I had our problems, but just before he died,
he came to me and begged me to take him back.
I can't listen to this.
He admitted he'd made some mistakes.
Two of them are here today.
Okay, that's it.
Hold my new purse.
I should have just let her drink.
Well, look who finally showed up for work.
I mean, so sorry to hear your father passed away.
Really wish I'd gotten to meet...
His name was Alvin.
And you did meet him.
You've been in this country 30 years.
When are you gonna lose the accent?
Ah, this must be hard.
Is it hard? It seems like it would be hard.
No, I'm doing okay.
I think work will help keep my mind off it.
是吗 如果你还需要休息几天 没问题的
Really? 'Cause if you need a few days, you can take them.
不用 我没事 多谢了
No, I'm good. Thanks.
Any questions about the menu?
Is your risotto vegan?
No, it's made with chicken stock.
Ugh, could my day get any worse?
Yeah, your father could die!
Okay, I might need a few more days.
Bill, bill, bill.
Ugh, I am so screwed.
Bank of America wants to give me a new credit card.
You have no right to take his stuff!
Yes, I do, he was my husband.
What's going on?
Maleficent here is stealing all your dad's things.
It is not stealing-- he left everything to me.
Hey, my daughter and I are in that will, too.
Not according to my lawyer.
I guess you didn't mean as much to him as you thought you did.
Keep telling yourself that; he loved me.
Don't talk about love.
Alvin and I were together for 30 years.
And from what he told me, so were your legs.
That's right, you heard me.
Okay, time to go inside.
Let's go inside.
Alvin didn't think so.
I was his last meal.
Then he must have died of food poisoning.
When his soul left his body, it migrated to my hoo-ha.
You're a sick woman.
"Lorraine, it's Alvin!
Give 'em my stuff!"
Okay, that's enough.
"Also, you're a hose-bag!"
I'm only gonna say this once:
The whole dead dad-vagina bit-- never want to see it again.
"Oh, lighten up!"
Before we start, I just want to express my condolences for your loss.
I would also want to take the opportunity to say
what a delight it is to have your daughter
helping me out at my office.
She's a hard worker, she's very sharp...
是 她可宝贝了 这要花我多少钱
Yeah, she's a gem. How much is this gonna cost me?
别担心 妈 史蒂夫免费帮我们
Don't worry, mom, Steve's helping us for free.
Or, as we call it in the legal profession, pro bono.
Anyway, went down to the courthouse,
spoke to the court clerk.
- The "Court clerk" is basically a secretary for the court. Okay. - Okay.
And while I was there,
I petitioned for a copy of the will.
A "Petition" is a formal request.
So we could find out if you were named beneficiaries.
A "Beneficiary" is one who benefits...
Oh, my God, stop.
All right, give me the bottom line.
The will that's on file with the court is from 15 years ago.
It doesn't mention you or Christy.
Yeah, but what about the new will?
他告诉我妈 他立了新遗嘱 身后可以照顾我们
He told my mom that he had a new one made that took care of us.
He did, but according to his lawyer,
he never got around to signing it.
- Are you kidding me? - Oh, my God.
And of course that's not gonna happen
now that he's, you know, dead.
How much was it gonna be?
You don't want to know-- you'll just get upset.
Yeah, let's hear it.
A hundred grand.
- Son of a bitch! - Just kill me.
Okay, what if I were to tell you that there was a third will,
- that he did sign? - Is there?
There could be.
- Mom... - What?
I've got that bogus notary stamp.
All I need is a sample of his handwriting.
- Mom! - Work with me!
Oh, good, you made it.
Mind moving over?
Just sit here.
不 这是我的座位 挪过去
No, that's my seat. Come on, scooch.
Mom, there's plenty of other spots.
不 大家都知道周二晚上 我坐这里
No, everybody knows on Tuesday nights, I sit there.
Well, why don't you shake it up tonight?
I don't want to sit there, I want to sit there
'cause that's my seat.
Mom, let it go.
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