I'll shove my whole head in it.
I want our officiant to be a mime.
-唬人 你怕哑剧演员 -我不怕
- Bluffing. You're afraid of mimes. - I am not.
Very funny. That's enough
停下 说真的 停下
Stop it. Seriously, stop it.
Thank you. Happy anniversary.
Cheap old bastards.
Christy, where are you going?
My last table just left. I'm out of here.
No, no, no, no. Cindy just went home sick.
I need you to cover her tables for the rest of the night.
什么 不不不 不行 这是我第一周
What? No, no, no, I-I can't. It's my first week...
法学院第一周 我知道 我们都知道
First week of law school, I know. We all know.
I haven't talked about it that much.
Max, what's new with Christy?
上法学院 向左看 向右看 真可怕
Law school, look left, look right, very scary.
Well, it was scary.
And so is the mountain of reading
I have to do tonight. See you tomorrow.
I do not have the emotional capacity to deal with you right now.
My marriage is crumbling right in front of me.
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Because I don't blab to everyone about the flight attendant
my husband met on the way back from Cincinnati.
Okay, but I really...
You are staying. Go check on table six.
I'll be in my office doing crunches,
preparing for my new life as a single 40-year-old man.
That's 85 in gay years!
You asked me.
I'm Christy. I will be your server
for the rest of the evening.
I know I look stressed and unhappy,
but don't let that diminish your dining experience.
How could you?
邦妮 醒醒 你在做梦
Bonnie, wake up. You're dreaming.
- You son of a bitch. - What?
You cheated on me.
You were dreaming.
As if you don't know.
I-I really don't.
Louise from Trader Joe's.
And when I caught you, you just shrugged
and said, "What's the big deal?"
You can't blame me for something I did in your dream.
Going at it like a couple of middle-aged bunnies
right there on top of the prewashed lettuce.
What are you doing up?
- Adam's cheating on me. - What?
It was in a dream, but that doesn't make it any less real.
Why are you home so late?
I had to cover for another waitress.
I got rid of all of her tables by 10:00 except for one.
They had their coffee, I'm about to drop the check,
and this douche gets down on one knee
and proposes to his stupid girlfriend.
I had to take pictures,
and she had to cry and call everyone she's ever met.
It was disgusting.
Well, she may be happy now, but as soon as that ring goes on the finger,
that's when they start cheating.
In your dream.
Hey, we had to hear about your dream for five years.
How about we talk about mine for five minutes?
I don't have time for this. I got to study.
- Oh, God. - What?
My backpack. I don't have my backpack.
-你放车里了吗 -不 在餐厅里
- Did you leave it in the car? - No. It's at the restaurant.
- All my books are in there. - So go back and get it.
It's closed. I don't have a key.
-好吧 我去穿衣服 -你要干什么
- Fine, I'll get dressed. - What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna break into the restaurant with a couple of bobby pins.
"Keys." What happened to you?
What are you doing?
I'm trying to avoid the security cameras.
They disconnected those
after the owner's wife saw him having sex with a waitress
up against that Dumpster.
Was it you?
We are not here to talk about the past.
Now, can you just move it along, Hamburglar?
Okay, Baldwin mortise lock with a 2 3/4-inch cylinder.
Huh. Might as well just tape the door shut.
Hurry, I've got class at 8:00 A.M.
Relax. I got this.
搞 定 了
There... it... is.
Well, Baldwin's really stepped up their game.
Are you kidding? You said you could do this.
Yeah, and you said we weren't here to talk about the past.
Fine, just help me get up to that window.
It's called a transom.
If you watched the Property Brothers with me,
you'd know that.
I don't care what it's called. Just push me through it.
Push you through what?
Are those new shoes? They're really cute.
Mom! Help me get down!
Did you run away?!
Yeah, but I came back.
Yeah, points for you.
Jump. I'll catch you.
Nice going. You completely missed my arms.
Pierson v. Post.
What are the facts?
Pierson v. Post, you say?
I did say.
I-I'm gonna be honest.
I didn't have time to read the case,
but I have a very good explanation.
- My backpack is locked up... - I don't need explanations.
I just need you to do the reading.
I promise I will read it tonight.
Read it now.
I need that.
Ah. Pierson and Post are people.
It's very good.
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