No, I can't live with this.
Maybe I could return him to his sons,
so it doesn't become a whole thing.
Well, switching out his ashes worked once.
Why wouldn't it work again?
But I need something, you know, to put in the thermos.
How 'bout kitty litter?
How 'bout I love you?
The only problem is getting the thermos away from her.
She takes his ashes around with her?
This morning, they went to the DMV.
What are you doing up?
Is that kitty litter?
Yes, it is.
Are we getting a cat?
I'm allergic to cats.
Then what are you doing?
We're getting a cat.
Close the window, there's a breeze.
Yeah, you got it.
Sweet dreams, Mom.
I'm sorry, it's a little stuffy.
Open the window?
So, long story short,
I just wanted to return my dad.
Your dad. Our dad.
You don't have to weigh him,
he's all there.
Wait a minute. I-if this is him,
then what's in the urn at our house?
According to my mom, Grape-Nuts.
Then what does your mother have in her urn?
I went with kitty litter.
but why aren't you returning this to our mother?
I was actually hoping we could keep this between us
and you could just switch out the Grape-Nuts with...
It is kind of funny, if you think about it.
Mom's been yelling at part of a balanced breakfast.
This isn't a joke.
Her mom stole Dad's ashes
because she couldn't steal his money.
she was not trying to steal his money.
Alvin wanted to leave us something, but--
You know what, that's, um, not why I'm here.
I just wanted to return him.
I'm sorry I dragged you into this.
Your mom's crazy.
Yes, she is.
But she also really loved your father.
So did I.
This is crap.
I-I've got a business to run.
Sorry about him.
I wish I could say
he's been kind of a douche since Dad died,
but the truth is,
he has always been kind of a douche.
We've all been through a lot.
Yeah, I haven't been sleeping so good.
Neither have I.
Thank God for weed, huh?
Yeah, I can't do that anymore,
'cause I'm... sober.
How's that working out for you?
Well, pretty good.
Except when your dad dies, of course.
And then you feel sad,
but you can't drink anything to make you not feel sad,
so you just feel sad
and, as you know,
feeling sad is... sad.
I'd like to say I know what you're talking about,
but I've been so baked since the funeral
I can barely see you.
Ooh, Ice Road Truckers.
Are you serious?
What? Your father loves that show.
Come on, Mom.
You get that he's not really here.
我知道 但这能安慰我 好吗
I know that. But it comforts me, okay?
There you go.
You two sit. I got it.
- How's it going? - Hey.
This is a surprise.
- Come on in. - Sure.
You remember my mom.
Did she send you?
No, she doesn't know we're here.
And she doesn't know about this, either.
I don't understand.
Oh, my God, that's a lot of money.
Yeah, I'm generally the good brother,
but it was actually his idea.
It was what Dad wanted.
And I'm not always a douche.
Douglas, uh, went through the books at the body shop
and "Discovered" that you have been working there
for almost two years without being paid.
If it makes you feel any better,
you're Employee of the Month.
Mom, look at this.
Did I, maybe, work at the body shop, too?
No, you did not.
- You guys, this is... so generous. - Nah.
Oh. Thank you.
I hate not having Alvin around,
but I sure do like having brothers.
It's nice havin' a sister.
Okay, well, um...
I guess we'll be seeing you around.
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