- Bye. - Wait.
There's something I have to tell you.
I have your father.
What's that, now?
Here. He-he should be with you.
Uh, well, I don't understand.
Your mother has an urn filled with high-fiber cereal on her mantle.
This is your father.
Okay, um... well, I... I'm surprised.
Shocked and dismayed.
I'm really sorry.
Do you guys want to hang out for a while?
Have a cup of coffee?
- Yeah, I'd-I'd like that. - Sounds good.
You know what?
This is a moment we should remember.
Let's take a picture, all right?
It's so beautiful here, Alvin.
I thought you might like it.
Oh, it's perfect.
Hey, do you remember that scene in From Here to Eternity
with Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr
when they make love on the sand
with the surf washing over 'em?
Oh, that was so hot.
Do you want to try it?
Really? Why don't we just wrap your penis in sandpaper?
Come on, anybody can have sex in a bed.
All right, but just so we're clear,
I'm Burt, you're Deborah.
He'll always be mine, you'll never have--
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