Ready to go?
Good night, dear.
So a guy's in bed with a one-legged hooker...
Wait, she's got one eye.
And the thing is she's keeping an...
-老样子吗 比尔 -谢谢 亲爱的
- Your usual, Bill? - Thank you, honey.
Mm-hmm. Know what you want?
Might need a minute.
FYI, people come here for our chicken wings.
Yeah, I don't think that's why.
Tell you what, just give me the cheeseburger salad.
Oh, a health nut.
I take it you're a regular here.
Well, the food's nothing to write home about,
but every girl that works here,
they have the big boobies.
Well, your bumper sticker does say, I honk for honkers.
So, your daughter says your husband recently passed.
We actually weren't married, but, yes.
Was it a car crash? Maybe I towed him.
Sorry. Heart attack.
Aw. Sad either way.
You ever think about letting the hair around the sides
grow out a little?
- Would you like that? - I would.
I'm growing it now.
You know what else would look good on you,
a-a leather jacket.
Ooh, I'll buy one tomorrow. Brown?
Black. Oh, and you like jazz now.
Sort of sounds like you're trying to turn me
into some other guy.
You have a problem with that?
Well, it depends.
This other guy...
would you sleep with him?
What you doing?
Mm... paying bills.
I'm embarrassed to tell you how much we owe the water company.
I think I'm gonna have to break up with Joey.
Want an orange?
No, thank you.
- How'd it go? - So far, so good.
We're taking it slow.
Well, that's a relief.
I don't want to rush into anything.
When are you gonna see him again?
Tomorrow. I'm helping him move into Alvin's old apartment.
Well, someone's got to rent it.
And as I told Bill,
there comes a time in every man's life
when he needs to move out of his mother's house.
Oh, my God, that's so pathetic.
He lives with his mother?
You live with yours.
This isn't about me.
This is about you not dealing with Alvin's death,
and I can't believe you don't see it!
And yes... this is pathetic as well!
Let's talk about the tongue.
You're not trying to lick an envelope.
It's more like a dance.
Okay, let me try it again.
Mm... A slow dance.
Hey, how come you're not wearing the cologne I got you?
-我不喜欢 -不是为了你 而是为了我
- I didn't like it. - Well, it's not for you. It's for me.
Well, why don't you wear it?
Okay, I think we're done for tonight.
Don't get discouraged. You're doing great.
You're just saying that.
Bup-bup-bup. Don't do the sad puppy.
Nobody sleeps with the sad puppy.
- Sorry. - And don't apologize.
It's okay, every once in a while, for you just to tell me off.
All right. I've had it with you bossing me around!
- Not now! - Sorry.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, God. I made him sign a two-year lease?
Well, maybe he'll die, too.
This is a very upsetting picture.
It's a way for Mommy to express what's inside of her.
I'll get it.
This is inside of you?
It's Bill. Tell him I'm not here.
I made a mistake. He's not the guy I thought he was.
You think maybe because the guy you thought he was is dead?
Hey, that is totally unc...
You know what, maybe you're right.
Oh. Hey, Bill.
Is your mom home?
- No, she is not. - Isn't that her coat?
Oh, um, no.
Really? I'm pretty sure she was wearing it the other night.
No, no, no. No. This is, uh...
Looks a little big.
This is how they wear them in Europe.
Can I give her a message?
Yeah, just tell her I need to talk.
You got it.
The things that I do...
- What happened to you? - You're what happened to me.
What did he want?
I don't know. He wanted to talk to you.
I have a feeling he's gonna ask me to marry him.
Why would you think that?
Sure. What monkey doesn't want to climb that tree?
So what's the plan?
I don't know.
Before I got sober, it'd be easy to get rid of him.
Just plant some drugs in his car and make a phone call.
But now I have a conscience.
That's what you call it, right?
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