Let's get to work.
Christy, my babysitter just called
and my daughter's running a fever.
I gotta go.
Gee, I've got nobody to cover for you.
Did the babysitter try giving her a little Motrin?
I might have to take her to the doctor.
I... get it.
- Go. - Thanks.
As a mom, I knew you'd understand.
Oh, uh, he doesn't work here anymore.
I am the new manager.
What's that supposed to mean?
It means I shouldn't say what I'm thinking.
Anyway, I just want to let you know
that I'm all alone out there parking cars,
so things might be a little slow.
What happened to your crew?
One guy violated his parole,
another got picked up by Immigration,
and little Frankie just got cast
in the touring company of Wicked.
Oh, good for him.
Yeah, it's his dream.
Christy... did you sign for this produce?
"C. Plunkett, Manager."
Yep, that's me.
Well, does C. Plunkett know what broccoli looks like?
C. Plunkett thought it was cauliflower.
No, these brown turds you signed for are cauliflower.
Paul, we're done with the glare.
Thanks for finally getting over here.
Must've called you six, seven times.
Yeah, well, I'm here now.
You see where it's leaking?
Yeah, I sure do.
Hey, I hope you don't mind me asking,
but are you totally blind or can you see a little bit?
Not a thing.
I can feel you flapping your hand in front of my face.
That wasn't me, I'm way over here.
Can you fix the faucet?
"Can I fix the faucet?"
Of course I can fix the faucet.
What are you reading?
Wow! Good ears!
You're like Stevie Wonder.
Except I'm not black.
It's a, uh, professional plumbing manual.
You'll never know.
Okay, this seems pretty straightforward.
So, how'd you lose your sight?
Defending our country.
Thank you for your service.
I got syphilis in a Saigon whorehouse.
How'd you fake your way into this job?
What makes you think I faked my way into...
Didn't turn off the main water valve, did you?
Didn't wear a condom, did you?
A lot of entrees stacking up here.
It's okay, I got it.
Uh... table six, please.
Thank you. Great job.
Uh... table two, please.
Thank you. Great job!
Those are hot.
Thanks for the heads up.
Thanks for the yellow broccoli!
I am C. Plunkett, Manager. I am C. Plunkett, Manager.
Be right with you!
Careful, hot plates.
C. Plunkett, Manager.
雷蒙 你能帮我个忙 擦擦这里吗
Ramone, can you do me a favor and please mop this up?
Oh, you totally habla!
I am so sorry. Let me just get your menus...
Hey, I've been waiting 45 minutes for my car.
Yeah, we're a little short-handed
at the valet station.
While you wait, why don't you have a drink on the house?
You want me to drink and drive?
Oh, I'm sure you'll sober up by the time you get your car.
Please, follow me.
I have a problem.
Uh, here-- your table's right over there.
You're gonna need two more chairs,
so you can just take 'em from that table.
This wine is off.
Oh, no, that can't be.
That's an '06 Brunello.
Go ahead, taste it.
No, I can't.
Oh, so you don't like it either?
No, it's not that, it's just...
Just take a sip and you'll see what I'm talking about.
我不能喝 女士 我是酒瘾者
I can't drink it, lady. I'm an alcoholic.
Oh, so am I! Drink it!
Mm, hang on, I'll get you another bottle.
I didn't forget about...
You say mop.
Did you notice the entire toilet moves when you sit on it?
Yeah, it's not bolted down right.
You gotta hover.
I hover at work.
I like to sit at home.
You can't fix it?
No, I can't fix it!
Don't bark at me.
I'm sorry. I had a bad day.
That makes two of us.
People yelled at me today.
I had a lady kick me.
In her defense, I kind of clipped her
when I was parking her car.
Can I tell you a secret?
I think I might've bitten off
more than I can chew with this job.
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