They watched me read for 20 minutes.
You know how it's hard to pee when people are watching you?
It's even harder to read.
Who watches you pee?
Don't take it personal.
These professors are just trying to weed out the weak ones.
I was talking to my lawyer.
He used to be a Navy SEAL, and he said law school was harder.
Oh, God, what if I'm one of the weak ones?
Why were you talking to your lawyer?
Hang on. I'm trying to help your daughter.
No, no, no. Just-just real quick.
Is it for a prenup?
邦妮 别这样 她很沮丧
Bonnie, come on. She's upset.
- Don't worry about this. This... - 'Cause I know lawyers, too.
- Really? You want to do this now?
Well, you seem to want to do it.
Great, let's set a meeting.
Let's do it. My guy's a real pit bull.
My guy was part of the team that killed Bin Laden.
Oh, yeah, well, my guy's a recovering alcoholic,
and they're mean.
I know. I'm marrying one.
Now you're gonna watch me read?
So I've narrowed it down to two centerpieces.
Do you like the calla lilies or the sunflower?
What the hell?!
I'm trying to plan our wedding,
and you're making out with Louise again?
Well, I'm trying to make out with Louise,
and you keep planning our wedding.
Fine. I'll choose the flowers myself.
Me... I like a Gerber daisy.
You're my Gerber daisy.
I hate you.
Every night this week, the same dream.
Except Wednesday, I dreamt
I was the night manager of a gas station.
Could've been a premonition. We'll see.
Are you afraid Adam's actually cheating on you?
No, I trust him.
Plus, I went to Trader Joe's and did a little digging on Louise.
Turns out she's into the ladies.
So you went to Trader Joe's and basically stalked someone
because she appeared in your dream.
Let's be clear. I was already there for the wasabi peas.
It's not like I made a special trip.
Ah, 'cause that would cross the line.
I never have dreams.
You don't dream?
Every night is just an eight-hour preview of death.
You know who else doesn't dream?
Why would you say that?
I'm not saying she is one.
I'm just sing she's not alone.
Can we just get the check and go to the meeting?
I thought you had class.
I'm not going.
You're skipping already?
I'm not skipping. I quit.
No, you can't quit.
I'm not cut out for law school. It's just too hard.
They're trying to weed out the weak ones,
and I'm saving them the trouble.
- Say something. - Say something.
Am I just listening, or do you want feedback?
Just listening. I-I've made up my mind.
The only thing I've learned
from two weeks in law school is that I'm clueless.
Though not as clueless as you.
How can you not see you're having these dreams
about Adam cheating on you because deep down
you want him to help you with the wedding?
- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
Believe it or not, you have actually grown,
and you want a real partnership.
You don't want to be the narcissistic,
steamrolling monster you've always been.
I'm pretty sure I do.
you didn't think you could get your GED.
You didn't think you could get into college.
You didn't think you could get into law school,
but you did all those things.
We always look at the mountains ahead of us,
and we forget the mountains behind us were just as hard to climb.
We got to start writing this stuff down.
大家好 我是阿曼达 我想我是酒瘾者
Hi. My name is Amanda, and I guess I'm an alcoholic
I've never been to a meeting before,
so I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say.
I don't know how I'm gonna get through today without drinking.
Hi. My name is Christy,
and I think I'm an alcoholic.
This is my first time at a meeting,
I came here because, um...
I've done a lot of screwed up things in my life,
but, the one thing I said
I would never do is, uh...
do ... drive drunk with my kids in the car.
And I-I thought that that would be enough to get me to stop,
then I drank again the next day.
Actually, that's not true.
I drank that night.
Um, and every morning since,
I-I wake up, and I say,
"I am not gonna drink today,"
but I'm always drunk by 5:00.
No matter what I do, I can't stop.
I'm here to... to try to get sober,
but, it seems impossible.
I'm here today,
and I guess that's something.
大家好 我是辛西娅 我是酒瘾者
Hi. I'm Cynthia, and I'm an alcoholic.
-你好 辛西娅 -你说得对
- Hi, Cynthia. - You were right.
Law school isn't the hardest thing I've ever done.
有那么一会儿 我想着 我要试试
For a split second, I thought, "I want to try that."
Amazing how fast I can forget that I'm an alcoholic.
So, instead, I sipped my cranberry juice...
Where are you going?