You forgot to wear the only diamond earrings you've ever had?
Where was the last place you saw them?
In the middle of a poker table.
Anything but seven.
No! That's my mom's bail money.
I can give you a coupon to the buffet.
Can I bet it?
The money's gone.
Christy, it is time to admit
you've got another problem.
Why aren't you eating?
I just came from a Gamblers Anonymous meeting.
Their food puts AA to shame.
One guy makes jambalaya with his own alligator sausage.
Oh, poor alligator.
So you probably don't want to hear about the baby lamb chops.
I do not.
But I'm glad GA's working for you.
The food's working, but I don't know about the rest of it.
Most of the shares are old guys talking about horse racing,
and the "Good old days," When you could smoke inside.
Those were good days, Christy.
Damn, what I'd give to finish my ciggy
and stub it out in these mashed potatoes.
The thing is, in AA, we give up drugs and alcohol
'cause holy cow, do we like drugs and alcohol.
But in GA,
I have to give up stuff I don't even have a problem with.
I can't play bingo.
Bingo. How is that gnna destroy my life?
I lost an aunt to church bingo.
There's a dark side to that game.
I'm not even supposed to flip a coin,
which frankly, is the only way to get my mom to do anything.
Look, you just got started in GA.
Y-You got to give it a chance.
I didn't just start, I got my 90 day key chain today.
You did? Congratulations.
For what? When I got sober for 90 days,
that was a huge accomplishment.
I mean, I wanted a parade.
And I'm not talking
three Shriners in a convertible,
I'm talking Al Roker pointing up at a giant inflatable me.
Sometimes I think your problem is low self-esteem.
Other times, not so much.
Yeah, well, I've made up my mind.
I'm gonna stop going to GA.
As it is,
I don't even have time for the things I need to do.
I just don't want to go anymore.
There she is.
Show me that 90 day key chain.
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Yeah, Mom, about that.
I think I'm actually just gonna...
Oh, my God.
We are so proud of you.
You had a problem, and you addressed it
with another program. It's inspiring.
You guys, this is so totally unnecessary.
That's what I said. I mean, when did we start doing this?
Seriously, this girl sneezes, and we throw her a party.
I made a cake.
You made that?
You didn't just take it out of Marjorie's hand
when she walked in the door?
I made it from scratch.
Out of the box.
Maybe I don't know what scratch means.
Let me get this straight.
Your mom made you a cake,
and that's gonna keep you in Gamblers Anonymous?
You don't understand.
She has never baked me a cake.
One birthday, she gave me a martini olive
with a candle in it.
That's so sad.
Not really, I got a little buzz off it.
I don't usually do this. I'm gonna give you a hug.
Aw. You're like a blanket right out of the dryer.
You know, if you're gonna stick with GA,
you might want to give it an honest try.
I've been trying.
Oh. Have you shared?
Have you made any friends?
Do you have a sponsor?
Stop trying to trick me, just tell me what to do.
Any of the three things I just said.
Good Lord, it's like a Sizzler up in there.
Hi, I'm Christy.
Lucy. How you doing?
Okay, I guess.
I'm looking for a sponsor.
Geez, you mean me?
I got three days.
That new casino off Highway 12 is killing me.
I haven't been there.
Oh, it's great.
The chairs by the slots?
I don't even have to bring my butt cushion.
I'm gonna see if there's any cornbread left.
I wouldn't shout "Good luck" In here.
People get a little twitchy.
Oh, right. Sorry.
I'm kidding. Hi, I'm Ned.
Saw you take a key chain yesterday.
How's it going?
I mean... I'm not sure.
Can I be honest with you, Ned?
I don't think I belong here.
Want to bet?
I've had three major gambling incidents.
Three times in my whole life. Is that an addiction?
'Cause if so, then I'm also addicted to Intro to Algebra.
Hey, Mr. Munson. Whatcha doing?
Waiting for my friend who promised
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