I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
-你好 邦妮 -邦妮·普兰科特
- Hi, Bon... - Bonnie Plunkett?!
You ruined my life!
You got me kicked out of that house.
No, no, you got kicked out
because you stole our foster father's wallet.
No, you stole his wallet
and planted it in my book bag.
I went to the prison officials and explained
your attack on me was totally justified.
- Do you still draw? -u202d What?
You used to draw all those crazy snakes everywhere.
Remember I drew one on the neck of that
crazy redheaded guy when he was asleep?
-他叫什么名字 -我不记得了 他真是个疯子
- What was his name? - I don't remember. Man, he was psycho.
- Good in bed, though. u202d- Yeah, he was.
Sorry I'm late.
I got everything on your list, so if the guards tell you
there were no Skittles, then your conspiracy theory
becomes cold, hard fact.
Don't need 'em, don't care.
I'm getting out of this place.
You're escaping? Are you using my plan?
I swear, it'll work.
No, I got parole.
怎么会 我是说 太棒了
How? I mean, great!
Yeah. Yeah, fourth time's the charm.
Turns out, you throw enough Bible quotes at them,
and who punched who during what riot just fades away.
That's fantastic news.
Yeah, and none of it would've happened without you.
-我吗 -是的 在你回到我的生活中之前
- Me? u202d- Yeah. Before you came back in my life,
I had no idea people like us could change,
but then I look at you
and the life you've built for yourself, and it gives me hope.
You're my role model.
Oh, damn it, why is Marjorie never around
when I'm being praised?
So, uh, what's the deal? When do you get out?
Next Wednesday, 4:00 A.M.
The big gate opens, I get my pocketknife back,
and the shuttle takes me to the halfway house.
-凌晨4点 -对 他们能省一顿早饭
- 4:00 A.M.? u202d- Yeah, they save a breakfast that way.
Okay. Crazy idea:
What if instead of the halfway house,
I pick you up and you come live with me?
H-How can I be a role model
if you're not around to see me work my magic?
You better not be messing with me,
because I would totally love that.
This is a decision that should probably
take some thought, but let's do it.
Man, I would hug you if there wasn't
bulletproof glass between us.
-来吧 管他呢 -不
- Oh, come on, what the hell? - Oh, no.
I-If you knew what's been rubbed on that glass,
- you might not want to... u202d- Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Ugh. Yeah.
- It's, uh, it's pretty moist. - u202dYeah.
Listen, I have to be the first share
at the meeting tonight and then I'm splitting.
We're allowed to leave if we get bored?
You two mind if I go before you?
I'm not leaving because I'm bored.
If I catch the first half of the AA meeting,
I can catch the second half of my Gamblers Anonymous meeting
before I go home and read 300 sexy pages of property law.
May I remind you that any problem
can be an opportunity for growth.
May I remind you, most of your day is drinking tea
while sitting still.
200 miles with the windows open,
I still smell like jail.
That what that is?
I thought it was Wendy's soup.
Oh, I thought it was your spray tan.
- How is Tammy doing? - She's getting out.
You're kidding; that's great.
Yeah, good for her.
You know what's even better for her? Me.
Turns out she looks up to me.
She says she wouldn't even be getting out
if it weren't for the positive impact I've had on her life.
To be fair, she wouldn't have been in there if it weren't
for the "Positive impact" you had on her life.
Oh, roasted and toasted.
Do you want to hear my story or not?
Can you skip the part about you?
Ooh! Wendy with the three-pointer.
Instead of landing in a halfway house,
Tammy's gonna live with me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
"Me," as in us? 'Cause "Us" includes me.
Yeah. I mean, what kind of person would I be
if I left her on her own?
Well, the kind of person you usually are.
If you high-five one more person,
I'm gonna poke you right in the boob.
I'm actually fine with you bringing her home.
Really? Because I spent the whole drive over here
fighting with you in my head about this.
I will never get over the things you said.
妈妈 我懂 你在帮助人
Mom, I get it. You're being of service.
Which is what the program tells us to do.
But I want to be perfectly clear.
She's your responsibility.
You feed her, you walk her,
you clean up after her.
明白 你什么都不用做 我没问题
Understood. You won't have to do a thing; I got this.
I'm sure you don't. But let's crash forward anyway.
Ooh, y'all gonna be living with a felon.
You better hide all your expensive st--
Man, your mom blew out of here in the middle of the night.
Yeah, I heard her trip over
the metal chair in the courtyard.
Hard to believe she was once a burglar.
So, tell me about Tammy. What am I in for?
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