Hello. Can I help you?
I'm looking for Tammy Diffendorf.
You a friend of hers?
I'm her parole officer,
here for an inspection.
I don't think she knows you're coming.
Yeah, that's kind of the idea.
That door there.
Oh. Thank you. u202dMm-hmm.
Where's your shadow?
Two stories and a glass of water,
but I finally got her down.
What did you guys do today?
You know that geyser in Calistoga we've never seen?
Well, I've seen it, and you don't need to.
Is Big Sauce having second thoughts?
Not at all.
Tammy is a delight, and I will see you in the morning.
Hold up. Where do you think you're going?
-亚当家 -不 不行
- Adam's. u202d- Oh, no, no. No, no, you are not.
What's the big deal? I want to be with my fiance.
- Why can't he sleep here? u202d- He can.
He just finds it difficult
living under Tammy's parole restrictions, and...
He can't get high.
I don't care! You are not leaving me alone with her!
You promised that she would be your responsibility.
But I miss Adam.
Well, you should have thought of that before...
Tammy, wake up!
塔米 是我 大酱
Tammy, it's me, Big Sauce!
- So close. - What? What happened?
You were having a bad dream.
That was a night terror.
I'm sorry. Did I forget to mention I get night terrors?
It's okay, Tammy.
My mom is here for you.
Will you read me Goodnight Moon again?
I would have been okay at a Goodwill.
We didn't have to go fancy.
When you can buy tires at the same place you're buying clothes,
it's not that fancy.
You just need some basics. u202dMm.
Well, as long as they got a little zing to 'em.
I want to start dating ASAP.
How about we focus on an outfit for a job interview?
See, that's why I need you.
Here I am, craving a hairy back I can scratch up,
and you got your eye on the big picture.
Okay, let's start you off with some jeans.
Everyone needs a solid pair of those. What's your style?
-我不知道 -好吧 有喇叭裤
- Oh, I don't really know. - Okay, well, you got the boot cut,
男友裤 低腰款 高腰款
the boyfriend cut, the low-rise, the high-rise.
Personally, I like a nice jegging.
What the hell's a "Jegging"?
They're leggings that look like jeans.
Well, what are you saying? Can't I just have blue?
可以啊 你想要石磨款 水磨款还是复古款
Well, sure. You want the stonewashed, prewashed, vintage?
-天啊 别说了 -怎么了
- Oh, my God, stop. u202d- What's wrong?
You're just... you're coming at me with a lot of stuff.
I mean, for the last seven years,
I've worn nothing but prison sweats.
Well, great. Let's go check out some sweats.
Why would I want sweats?! That's all I've been wearing for seven years.
Haven't you been listening?!
塔米 没事的 深呼吸
Tammy, it's okay. Take a breath.
I'm trying. Can't. Can't breathe.
Too many damn choices!
Are you ladies finding everything okay?
- We're fine. - u202dI'm not.
Well, if you don't see anything you like,
we've got more choices in the back.
No more choices! I make bad choices.
That's how I ended up in prison!
Why is everyone staring at me?
Stop looking at me. Don't look at me!
Oh, my God, this is so soft.
Do you have it in my size?
They're called night terrors.
She has them all the time.
Last night, she actually got a lock of my mom's hair.
Are you kidding me?
This is the greatest payback in the history of the universe.
I finally believe in God.
Ooh, buckle up.
Here comes 12 feet of scary.
Ah. Look at you, Tammy. u202dOoh.
Yeah, you look very nice.
Thanks. I picked 'em out myself.
So shopping was a success.
We got out alive.
-发生了什么 -我惊慌失措 打了人体模型
- What happened? - Oh, I totally freaked out and punched a mannequin,
but after some deep breaths
and a trip to Color Me Mine with Big Sauce here,
I calmed down.
Your mugs are all on the way.
Well, you just got out of prison.
It's a big adjustment.
I remember when I first got out, took me a few months
to take a shower without bringing a knife.
See? Knife in the shower.
It's a muscle memory.
We had a little Bates Motel incident this morning.
Hey, put me down for a Denver omelet.
- I got to hit the can. u202d- Tammy?
- The knife. - Right, right, right.
We were just talking about it.
Be better, Tammy.
I am so proud of you.
You're doing a wonderful thing.
Yeah, I'm seeing you in a whole new light.
I got to get rid of her.
Yeah, I told you she wouldn't last more than two days.
Y'all owe me 5 bucks.
I can't do this.
I feel like one of those people who brings in a dog
and realizes it's a coyote.
Bonnie, a person just out of prison is gonna be a challenge.
Yeah, I know that now, Marge.
The worst part is, this was my idea.
She was all set to go to a halfway house
where they probably have some vague notion what they're doing,
but I had to open my big, generous mouth. Uh.
Why couldn't you just tell me "No"?