Excuse me, Boz Scaggs needs a little loving.
它是维克多的最爱
He was Victor's favorite.
克丽丝蒂 我改变主意了
Christy, I changed my mind.
我不想被埋葬 我想被火化
I don't want to be buried. I want to be cremated.
-为什么 -这样我就可以和你永远在一起了
- Why? u202d- So I can be with you forever.
或者洒在路上 到时候看吧
Or sprinkled on the freeway. We'll see.
各位
Hey, guys.
然后从黑暗之中
And then out of the darkness,
飞猴飞来飞去
the flying monkeys zoom, zoom, zoom,
-飞来飞去 -怎么回事
- zoom, zoom! - What's going on?
原来塔米在监狱里拍了《魔法坏女巫》
Turned out Tammy did a production of Wicked in prison.
她在讲述我们错过的情节
She's filling us in on what we missed.
电影院不许聊天 关掉手♥机♥
No talking in the theater. And cell phones off.
然后坏女巫与巫师对峙
And then the bad witch confronts the wizard,
猜猜怎么 原来他是她爸爸
and guess what? Turns out he's her father.
砰 重重一击
Boom! Gut punch.
就像卢克和达斯·维德
Just like Luke and Darth Vader.
然后卢克叫喊着 不
And then Luke screams "No!"
然后达斯·维德砍下了他的手
And then Darth Vader chops his hand off.
然后卢克装了个机械手
And then Luke gets a robot hand.
她意识到自己跳到了《星球大战》吗
Does she realize she jumped to Star Wars?
谁在乎 她表演得超好
Who cares? She's killing it.
我会去看这演出
Now, see, I would have gone to this show.
顺便说一句 你还是要带我去雪儿的演唱会
By the way, you're still taking me to Cher.
好啊 但我要穿这套衣服
Fine, but I'm wearing this.