Excuse me, Boz Scaggs needs a little loving.
He was Victor's favorite.
Christy, I changed my mind.
I don't want to be buried. I want to be cremated.
- Why? u202d- So I can be with you forever.
Or sprinkled on the freeway. We'll see.
And then out of the darkness,
the flying monkeys zoom, zoom, zoom,
- zoom, zoom! - What's going on?
Turned out Tammy did a production of Wicked in prison.
She's filling us in on what we missed.
No talking in the theater. And cell phones off.
And then the bad witch confronts the wizard,
and guess what? Turns out he's her father.
Boom! Gut punch.
Just like Luke and Darth Vader.
And then Luke screams "No!"
And then Darth Vader chops his hand off.
And then Luke gets a robot hand.
Does she realize she jumped to Star Wars?
Who cares? She's killing it.
Now, see, I would have gone to this show.
By the way, you're still taking me to Cher.
Fine, but I'm wearing this.