So, I'm out sick one day, and that's the day
they decide to pick study partners.
Now I have my choice between the weird dude who always wears a bow tie
or the girl who writes with a feather pen.
Take bow tie guy.
- He's a smarty. - How do you know?
Oh, come on, when judging a man's intelligence,
领结 领带 不戴 饰扣领带
it goes bow tie, straight tie, no tie, bolo tie.
Of course, if you're looking for sex,
it goes the other way.
That's true. My Victor used to wear
a bolo tie on occasion.
Did it get awkward because he's dead
or because I'm talking about my sex life?
Little bit of both.
you could just take the lid off and dip 'em.
抱歉 在监狱里 只能加一次料
Sorry. In prison, you only get one crack at the shaker.
I'm living the dream.
Oh, before I forget, I'm cleaning out my closet tomorrow.
- If anybody wants anything... - I'm in.
No bags, no jewelry.
What size shoe do you wear?
The size you wore when you were eight years old.
Oh, you're a man's size ten?
- I'll come. - u202dMe too.
Great. Party in my closet.
That used to mean I was so drunk i couldn't find my way out.
You ladies want some dessert?
-不要 买♥♥单 -给
- No, just the check. - Here you go.
Oh, are we in a hurry? I was enjoying the company.
Really? You wouldn't rather get home to your loving hu...
hu-hu-hu... horde of cats?
Are you doing okay?
It's just been real lonely since Victor passed.
Well, I don't have any plans tomorrow
if you want to come over and...
That would be wonderful.
Look who's still in bed as the clock strikes noon.
Shh. Desert Animal Rescue is on.
They're pulling a coyote out of a septic tank.
Poor fella doesn't know they're trying to help.
Oh, damn it.
I'm not thrilled you're in here either,
but it is where we keep the coffee.
It's not about you. I'm trying to fight with Adam,
but auto correct keeps making my texts nice.
I meant to say "Butt munch," Not "Butter munchkin."
Aw. He's your little butter munchkin.
Who just canceled our dinner plans
so he could meet with the barstool salesman.
He's opening a bar.
Drunks need something to fall off of.
I don't want to sound selfish, but I liked it better
when his life was empty and he had nothing to do
but pay attention to me.
Come on, swim to the harness.
They're your friends.
- What is the plan with her? - There is no plan.
So she's gonna live here forever?
I hope not, but maybe.
You know she refers to our couch as her room?
I'm sorry, but I can't just kick her out.
I don't want you to.
Actually, I do, but it makes me feel bad about myself.
Hey, Christy, I'm super cozy out here.
You mind grabbing me some more Froot Loops?
Figure it out, butter munchkin.
好了 谢谢 克丽丝蒂
When. Thanks, Christy.
Hey, can I tell you something?
I am so grateful to you and your mom for taking me in.
I don't know where I'd be without you.
Of course. Stay as long as you need.
Hey, Marjorie, come on in.
-玛乔 -你们好 女士们
- Marge! u202d- Hey, hello, ladies.
Mom, your play date is here.
I've been really looking forward to this.
All right, you kids have fun.
No prank phone calls, and don't use the oven.
Well, look at you, 40 minutes early.
Oh, sorry, just excited.
I've had today circled on my calendar since last night.
So, what do you want to do?
Well, I figured I'd be here all day,
so I brought a puzzle.
Oh, my God, a puzzle?
Oh, my God, all day?
Thanks for helping me out.
In fact, I already cleaned out my closet
to make room for all the stuff I'm gonna get from your closet.
还有 我是你的朋友 我爱你
And also, I'm your friend and I love you.
I should warn you: my closet's a little messy.
Oh, I'm sure it's no big...
Did you fire your housekeeper?
Or is she buried under all this stuff?
I don't let Belinda come in here anymore.
Caught her wearing one of my hats and imitating me.
Okay, let's do this.
吉尔 给我们拿四个垃圾袋 我们开始分类
Jill, go get us four trash bags and we'll start sorting.
I'm on it.
Why four bags?
丢的东西 捐的东西 你和我的战利品
Stuff to toss, stuff to donate. Your haul, my haul.
What do we do if we both want the same thing?
别考验我 温蒂 别考验我
Don't test me, Wendy. Don't test me.
"Dogs Galore," Huh?
What happened, you couldn't fine "Cats Galore"?
I've already done Cats Galore.
and Cats Galore Two.
Cats Aplenty is on back-order till March.
Hey, look, I put together this little fella's face.
很棒 塔米 但标准拼图程序
Oh, that's great, Tammy, but standard puzzling procedure
dictates that we start with the edges.
It goes edges, then corners,
then color clusters: E-C-C.
Congratulations, you just took an unfun thing
and made it less fun.
In prison, every puzzle led to a fistfight.
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