Then again, so did daylight.
Well, worst prison riot I was ever in
was over a game of Scrabble.
We were almost finished, and then the new girl swallowed
the W 'cause someone told her it was laced with acid.
I hate Scrabble.
It's got spelling and math.
It's just school in a box.
无意冒犯 玛乔丽 但你不像蹲监狱的人
No offense, Marjorie, but you don't seem like the prison type.
Thanks to 39 years of recovery.
And these glasses on a chain.
So, what-what were you in for?
Here's a corner.
Wait, you robbed a bank?
The money was for a righteous political cause.
And, uh, I really wanted tickets to Steppenwolf.
Man, that is so cool. You had a reason.
I robbed an Outback Steakhouse 'cause I was high
and there was an Outback Steakhouse.
Ugh, I hate puzzles!
They're so frustrating and boring.
Ooh, I got one.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I am so wearing this to class Monday.
Better to my reading because I'm definitely getting called on.
Oh, that looks so good on you.
I'm gonna keep it.
Got to stop trying stuff on.
Did you change your mind about this, too?
I did not.
Jill, is that a real fur?
Sure is. And I never got a chance to wear it.
Couple of angry animal people got me
on the way out of the store.
Good for them.
You know what, I do want to keep that jacket.
Fine, keep it.
Oh, here's something I'm not gonna want back.
Ooh, I like that.
Oh, it still has the price tag on it.
Wow, this is, like, 110 hoodies.
And a car.
Yeah, I bought that the day my divorce became final.
Ugh, the day Baxter and I got divorced,
I treated myself to a Shamrock Shake.
-你没事吧 -没事 只是想到那时候很难受
- You okay? - Yeah, it's just hard to think about that time.
Well, let's not, then.
What's in here?
That's my wedding dress.
Zip it, zip it, zip it!
Come on, guys, it's a closet party.
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.
I'm sorry, you're right.
Oh, my God.
When did you cross a prairie in a covered wagon?
What were you thinking?
I bought that when I was pregnant.
I was gonna wear it to my baby shower.
I must have sh-shoved everything in that drawer
after I had the miscarriage.
It's so soft.
Maybe you'd feel better if we got back to to cleaning your closet.
This isn't a closet.
It's a museum of all my failures.
Or it's a museum of the things that made you the person you are today.
A divorced, childless failure.
I was going for a strong, sober woman
who has a chandelier in her closet.
It doesn't mean anything.
Want me to go downstairs and get you some water?
You don't have to go anywhere. Just open that cabinet.
A chandelier and a refrigerator.
If that doesn't say winner, I don't know what does.
You just have no idea what it's like
to still be such a train wreck.
What are you talking about?
My middle name is train wreck.
I'm in two 12-step programs
and I get all my dental work done in Mexico.
But you never relapsed.
You don't know how hard it is to get sober again.
I mean, that's why I shop so much--
to distract myself.
I mean, who am I, Pat Benatar?
I love her.
If you've been this upset, why haven't you shared about it?
'Cause I'm embarrassed.
You guys are all doing so well.
All I've done is throw away three years of sobriety.
But you're back, and that's the important part.
My life's a complete waste of time.
Okay, you know what? Ting-a-ling-a-ling.
That bell means it's time to shut down the pity party.
Are you trying to tough love me?
I sure as hell am.
Oh, you're so cute.
该死 这不是帽子 是狗狗的舌头
Damn it. This isn't a hat, it's a puppy tongue.
Well, I got a boatload of tongues over here
if anyone needs 'em.
Seriously, you're hoarding tongues?
Yeah, what of it?
What do you say we take a break and have some lunch?
No. No food till we're finished.
Look at you-- couple hours,
you're a full-on puzzle junkie.
Yeah. That's how I roll.
If it's fun, I make it a problem.
You know we're all thinking it,
but I'm gonna say it out loud:
I wish puzzle club could be every day.
We're not calling it puzzle club.
Yes we are. Marjorie and I decided
when you were in the bathroom.
I'm making us buttons.
Hey, does Adam like puzzles?
I wouldn't mind our club bending co-ed.
Adam doesn't have time for puzzles right now.