极品老妈第六季第七集

Mom S06E07

Part3

2020年1月3日 20:48

- Oh, boo-hoo. - What?
至少他还活着
At least he's alive.
真的吗你要打出寡妇牌了
Really? You're gonna play the widow card?
我发现它在大多数争论中都会赢
Well, I find it wins most arguments.
特别是现在我的癌症得到了缓解
Especially now that my cancer went into remission.
你什么意思我不能抱怨
So what are you saying, I can't complain
我很少跟他见面吗
I never see him anymore?
我只是说换换思维方式
I'm just saying have some perspective.
好啊我很擅长
Oh, sure, I'm good at that.
你和维克托怎么认识的
Hey, how did you and Victor meet?
他把邦妮和克丽丝蒂赶出了家
Well, he just evicted Bonnie and Christy from their house,
我们很合得来
and we kind of hit it off.
真可爱
That's adorable.
是啊我们住在一家以大量冰♥毒♥而闻名的汽车旅馆
Yeah. We were living in a motel known for its abundance of meth,
但至少有人跟玛乔丽一起看《警♥察♥世家》
but at least Marjorie had someone to watch Blue Bloods with.
总之
Anyway...
这对我来说是个惊喜
it was such a surprise for me.
我拥有了最后的爱我会一直感激的
I got to have a last love. I'll always be grateful for that.
他为什么非得是你最后的爱
Why does he have to be your last love?
塔米我是个刚成立了
Tammy, I'm a cat lady
拼图俱乐部的养猫老太婆
who just founded a puzzle club.
是共同成立
Co-founded.
总之可能性很低
Anyway, the odds are against me.
你又不知道维克托给了你惊喜也许别人也会
Well, you don't know that. Victor surprised you, maybe someone else will.
是啊玛乔丽换换思维方式
Yeah, Marjorie. Maybe you should have some perspective.
姐♥妹♥们♥ 这话题有些沉重了
Okay, you guys, look, it's getting a little heavy.
我们换个话题吧
Let's change the subject.
跟我说说你的癌症吧
Now tell me about this cancer.
肯德尔女士女鞋
Ms. Kendall, to women's shoes.
我能再次看见地板了我想那是进步
Well, I can see the floor again. I guess that's progress.
不如我们今晚出去玩
How about we all go out tonight
好让我感谢你们的帮助
so I can thank y'all for helping?
-我得工作 -我也是
- I have to work. - Me, too.
但这是周六晚上这似乎不公平
But it's Saturday night. That seems unfair.
-我是护士 -我是服务员
- I'm a nurse. u202d- I'm a waitress.
人们周六晚上喜欢出来吃饭
People like to eat on Saturday nights.
然后好多人心脏病发作
And then have massive heart attacks.
这也许会让你们惊讶
You know, this might surprise you guys,
但我从来没上过班
but I've never had a job.
-真的吗 -不
- Really? - u202dNo.
我对天发誓
Hand to God.
也许你该考虑去找份工作
Maybe you should think about getting one.
为什么
Why?
因为你之前哭了说你的人生毫无意义
Because you were crying earlier that your life was meaningless,
也许工作会让你有目标
and maybe a job would give it some purpose.
至少你就可以吐槽你老板了
Or, at the very least, give you a boss you can bitch about.
我讨厌特蕾莎
Ugh, I hate Teresa.
但我要做什么呢
But what would I do?
你爱衣服
Well, you love clothes.
也许你可以去服装店工作
Maybe you could work at a clothing store.
或者开一家服装店
Or open one.
等着人们喜欢我吗
Hmm. And wait on people like me?
我是场噩梦不要了谢谢
I'm a nightmare. No, thank you.
那你还有什么工作技能
Well, what other job skills do you have?
我会骑马打网球和击剑
I can ride horses, play tennis and fence.
很好你可以当野营辅♥导♥员
Great, you could be a camp counselor.
你想过回去上学吗
Have you thought about going back to school?
不行克丽丝蒂重返学校后好悲惨
No way. Christy makes that look miserable.
我才不悲惨
I'm not miserable.
你整天都抱怨
You complain about it all the time.
整天
All the time.
别考验我温蒂别考验我
Don't test me, Wendy. Don't test me.
吉尔说得对你真可爱
Jill's right. You're so cute.
我能看看盒子吗我得看看图片
Can I see the box? I need to look at the picture.
资深拼图者会告诉你
An advanced puzzler would tell you
看图片是作弊
it's cheating to look at the picture.
我会告诉资深拼图者咬我的屁♥股♥啊
Well, I would tell that advanced puzzler to bite my ass.
把盒子给我
Now give me the box.
砰
Bam!
彩虹色吱吱响的玩具完成
Rainbow squeaky toy, done.
那我的罗威纳犬就在这里
Ooh, which means my rottweiler fits right in there.
跟我的狗尾巴连起来了
Which connects to my pug tail.
真棒穿靴子的猫
Way to go, Puss in Boots.
-穿靴子的猫 -我在试着给你取外号♥
- Puss in Boots? - Yeah. I'm trying out nicknames for you.
这个显然不行
That's obviously not it.
我不讨厌它
I didn't hate it.
我有个想法
Here's a thought.
如果你俩可以每天参加拼图俱乐部呢
What if Puzzle Club could be every day for the two of you?
你什么意思
What are you getting at?
你现在一个人住
Well, you're all by yourself now,
你也需要用一个有门的房♥间
and you could use a room with a door.
我的意思是
So I'm saying, you know...
拜托跟着我的提示走啊
Oh, come on, people, follow the breadcrumbs.
你俩该住在一起
You two should live together.
我不会说我对这件事的感受
I'm not gonna say how I feel about it
除非你先说
till you say how you feel about it.
-我觉得这是个好主意 -我也是
- I think that's a great idea. - Me too!
就一件事你觉得猫怎么样
Just one thing. How do you feel about cats?
-我一直都想养一只 -现在你有八只了
- I always wanted one. - Well, now you have eight.
其实是九只
Actually, nine.
维克托去世那晚一只流浪猫来了
A stray wandered in the night Victor died.
我不是说那是他但那就是他
I'm not saying it's him, but it's him.
我有九只猫和拼图俱乐部
I have nine cats and a puzzle club.
我的生活超棒的
My life is awesome!
别担心这不是垃圾我们只是在捐衣服
Don't worry, this isn't garbage. We're just making a donation.
你去小区收集旧衣服了吗
Wow, did you do a neighborhood clothing drive?
不是就只是一个女人超大的衣柜
Nope, just one woman's obscenely large closet.
车里还有四袋
There's four more bags in the car.
其中一袋全是运动内衣
One of them's just sports bras.
我购物是为了填补空虚但那不是你的问题
I shop to fill a hole, but that's not your problem.
这些都是设计师的牌子
This is all designer stuff.
但不是今年的新款可以吗
Yeah, but not from this year. Is that still okay?
我们会想办法的
Yeah, we can make that work.
大多数来我们收♥容♥所♥的女人
Most of the women who come to our shelter
都一无所有
show up with nothing.
真令人心碎
That's heartbreaking.
但这种东西真的能
Oh, but this is the kind of stuff that will
帮她们重振旗鼓
really help them get back on their feet.
她们可以穿这些衣服去工作面试
They can wear it to job interviews,
或者如果她们获得了奥斯卡奖
or... if they win an Oscar.
我还有一些孕妇装
I have a bunch of maternity clothes, too,
如果有人怀孕的话
if anyone here is pregnant.
这里有孕妇
Oh, we've got pregnant.
非常感谢
Thank you so much.
我最好开始分类了这得花一段时间
I better get sorting. This is gonna take a while.
好吧很高兴见到你
Okay, well, it's nice meeting you.
你很闲的你可以帮忙
You have a lot of free time. You could help.
我很闲的我可以帮忙
I have a lot of free time. I could help.
周一到周五上午九点到下午五点怎么样
How about Monday through Friday, 9:00 to 5:00?
-好吧 -真的吗
- Okay. - u202dReally?
我开玩笑的但那就太棒了
I was kidding, but that would be amazing.
瞧瞧我找到工作了
Look at that. I got a job. Ha, ha!
-恭喜 -耶
- Congratulations. - Yay!
我要去拿剩下的袋子了
Okay, I'm gonna go get the rest of the bags.
她知道这是志愿者工作吗
Does she understand this is a volunteer position?
她衣帽间有个枝形吊灯
She's got a chandelier in her closet.
她会没事的
She's gonna be fine.
邦妮那块拼图不该放在那
Bonnie, it doesn't go there.
-该的 -什么
- Yes, it does. u202d- What...
别这样如果你强行拼上去
Come on. If you bend the pieces,
我就没法给它加画框了