Hey, guys, a quick announcement before we start.
Uh, my firm...
Stone, Gannon and Associates.
Okay, I might have mentioned it before.
We're offering a summer internship for one-L's,
and I've decided I'm giving it to someone in this class.
So this week...
Oh , my God, I want it.
I'm gonna get this.
I mean, I-I'm the best student in this class.
Who's better than me? Glen?
Who wants a lawyer who's always smelling his fingers?
Susan's always on her phone.
Joe looks like a little boy we aring his father's suit.
And then there's Nick.
What's the deal with him?
Some days, he's handsome,
some days, he looks like a giant marionette.
Hmm, come on, focus.
Who am I missing?
Oh, yes. Ha. Lisa.
The know-it-all wh o actually knows it all.
Yeah, I'm thinking ab out you, too.
'Cause I can take you.
'Cause Im amazing.
Did I just say that to myself?
Oh, my God, I have confidence and self-esteem.
When did that kick in?
And I really believe it. I'm the best.
I'm the best.
That's right, deal with it.
So I am sitting in my criminal law class today,
sizing up my competition,
and I realize, out of nowhere,
I am brimming with confidence.
Excuse me, Beatrice?
I asked for no mayo. Guess what I got?
Gobs of it, Bea.
Would you like me to take it back?
No. I'm really hungry.
I just wanted to be heard.
Thanks for letting me be a part of this.
Look at you, taking down a woman
who's been on her feet for 12 hours.
Brimming. No one is safe.
Well, if you're still feeling feisty,
you can come over to my house and give my gardener the business.
I got mushrooms on my putting green.
Seems we've finally turned the corner
from the usual complaints about law school.
She'll circle back.
This week, we're doing a mock trial.
The professor picked a real court case,
gave us all the files and we're gonna try it ourselves.
Do you get to object? I've always wanted to object.
What are you talking about? That's all you ever do.
I wanted more from that.
I got picked to be the prosecutor,
and this suck-up Lisa is the defense attorney,
Whoever wins the case is clearly going to get the internship.
Ooh, smart people cage fight.
Tammy's had a toothache for a couple of days.
It really hurts when I eat.
香 疼 香 疼
Yummy, ow, yummy, ow.
You don't stop eating a BLT.
Do you want me to give you the number to my dentist?
He's really hot.
All your doctors are hot. Is that how you pick them?
I already have a dentist appointment.
I was hoping one of you could take me.
We could make it a day.
How is that a day?
他们可能有鱼缸 温蒂 你眼睛亮了
They probably have a fish tank. Wendy, you brightened a little.
抱歉 我必须上班 玛乔丽不能带你去吗
Sorry, I have to work. Can't Marjorie take you?
Nope. Fancy Pantsuit over here
is living it up in the wilds of Canada.
By "Living it up," she means I'm speaking to 300 alcoholics.
Tell them what it's called.
The Saskatoon Sober Jamboree.
You left out the word "Sad."
I'll take you to the dentist, Tammy.
Thanks, Big Sauce.
You know, they don't let just anyone speak at the Jam.
No fish tank.
Roasted pork loin with apples.
And a lovely side dish.
Some people just take a picture.
I left my phone in the car.
Why do you think I'm looking at a magazine?
Let's get out of here.
You're done already?
They haven't even started. They want to knock me out.
For a toothache?
不 比那严重多了 我嘴里一团糟
Oh, no, we're way past that. My mouth is a disaster.
There's gum scraping, root canals.
They want to yank one clean out.
I told them I'm sober and I can't be put under.
Well, sure you can. There's no part of the program
that says you're supposed to suffer.
You know, unless you end up in Canada with Marjorie.
Oh, no, no. Go tell the dentist it's okay.
But then they want to give me a prescription for pain pills.
You can take pills, but you got to be careful.
Those things are tricky.
Right, right. Uh...
I'll just stick with the Tylenol.
I mean, it got me through getting stabbed in the leg with a fork,
it'll get me through this.
Your time inside was rough.
不 那不是在监狱里 那是我试图杀掉
Oh, no, that wasn't prison. I was trying to kill a seagull
that landed in my lap.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
the facts of this case are clear.
There is ample evidence that...
Am I moving my hands too much?
I didn't hear a word you said.
I was mesmerized by how good you look in my suit.
What do you think?
Well, I-I don't know.
Angie Harmon used to move her arms around a lot on Law & Order.
Wha-- She still on that show?
不 被砍了 她去了《妙女神探》
No, it got canceled. She went to Rizzoli & Isles.
Well, that's not on anymore, either.
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