I'm not allowed to hug you back, but congratulations.
I just want to get something off my chest.
For three years, I have misled you all
into believing something about me.
She used to be a man. I told you.
This is very difficult to say,
but I, um,
I never actually watched Breaking Bad.
I know, I know,
but I just couldn't get into it.
And every time you guys talked about it, I-I was faking.
You'd all be like,
"Heisenberg" And "Jesse," And I'd say,
"Yes, great episode."
总之 我感到轻松了 谢谢
Anyway, weight lifted. Thanks.
You better not be lying about Cake Wars.
Of course not.
Would anyone else like to share?
Hey, everybody. I am awesome.
Sorry, just wanted to let you know.
Now I have to go to Gamblers Anonymous. See you.
Does anybody else think
confident Christy is super annoying?
我来吧 大家好 我是邦妮 酒瘾者
I'll go. Hi, Bonnie, alcoholic.
I know you don't hear this a lot from me,
but I am really proud of myself.
I have a sober friend who had dental work done
and needed pain pills.
She's talking about me.
And I was the one who held them for her.
Now, the amazing thing is, the whole time,
I never once thought about taking a pill myself.
All I could think about was taking care of my friend.
And it led me to a discovery, one that I have mastered,
but I think the rest of you are ready for.
is really about helping other people,
and by helping other people, I helped myself.
Think about that.
And if I'm the first person to recognize that,
let it be my gift to you.
I'm going back to Canada.