Yeah, then he'll think she has some horrible STD
that Western medicine just can't knock out.
But he won't know she's sober.
Maybe you should stop focusing on whether he's gonna like you
and see if you even like him.
You're Tammy frickin' Diffendorf.
You are beautiful and fierce
and he's lucky you're even going out with him.
You guys just turned my whole world around.
I am going out on this date with a blown mind.
- He's pulling up. - u202dIt's happening!
-好 他敲门时 -闪开
- Okay, when he knocks... - Out of my way!
Are we still worried about him, Wendy?
Well, well, well.
Look who's here to bum another cigarette.
I have my own.
Ooh, your own pack. That was fast.
I still only smoke once in a while,
I just don't want to be seen as needy.
Mm. I think with that voice and those eyes,
that's always gonna be a problem.
I can take care of myself.
You're a real smoker,
and a real smoker should have her own lighter.
This was my father's.
And now it's yours.
No, I got it from a busboy.
Although it was his father's.
What started out as dinner and a movie
ended as dinner and a murder.
I'm getting scared.
Marjorie, change the channel.
Uhp, there it is.
What do you know, I am gonna be sad when she goes.
Best date ever.
真的吗 玛乔丽 醒醒 她回来了
Really? u202dOh! Marjorie, wake up, she's home.
Tell us everything.
Well, I'm so lucky you guys dressed me up,
because he took me to Olive Garden.
Okay, I've been watching those commercials for seven years
from prison and if anything, they undersell it.
What's he like?
Oh, he's funny, he's smart--
-听好了 他不喝酒 -他是酒瘾者吗
- and get this, he doesn't drink. - Is he an alcoholic?
No, he has irritable bowel syndrome.
He sounds perfect.
Doesn't he, Marjorie?
Oh, Lord, let's at least shut her mouth.
Tape? Anybody got any tape?
Was there a good-night kiss?
A lady doesn't kiss and tell,
but I'm no lady, so let me tell you about the kissing.
It was awesome!
You know the kind of kiss that leaves you light-headed?
看看你 你去约会 你坚持戒瘾
Look at you-- you went on a date, you stayed sober,
your clothes aren't inside out.
You didn't bring any of their breadsticks home
for your friend Bonnie, but otherwise, a success.
That's what you think.
What a night!
So when can I text him to tell him I had fun?
-永远不发 等他给你发 -但我想发
- Never. Wait for him to text you. - But I want to.
Go ahead. A little "I had a good time" won't hurt.
They're still warm.
谢谢 邦妮 "过得很愉快
Thanks, Bonnie. "Had a nice time.
Can't wait to see you again."
I guess that's okay.
"I think you're the one."
Oh. How'd it go?
I'm almost there, driving as fast as I can.
That was easy.
I'm starving. Can we please order?
Aren't we gonna wait for Christy?
No, 'cause I get rude when I'm hangry.
We're ready, we're ready!
Oh, I am so gonna get her fired.
Why isn't Rick texting me back?
I'm gonna text him again.
Tammy, I wouldn't.
You texted him four times in the car on the way over here.
How do I put this gently?
That's something Christy would do.
I just really like him,
and I haven't liked anyone in a long time.
Which is great, but just take it slow.
I think I have some almonds in my purse.
Maybe my phone is broken. Will you just text me?
No, you're obsessed with this guy.
"This guy"? His name is Rick something
and he means a lot to me.
Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Traffic. What is happening to Napa?
Have you been smoking?
Why would you ask me that?
Because you smell like mouth wash, air freshener,
Purell and dryer sheets.
It's like sitting next to a freshly cleaned motel room.
I'm not smoking. Did we order yet?
No, 'cause this is hell.
Why do you have a lighter?
Why are you going through my purse?
- I'm your mother. - u202dWhat does that have to do with it?
You came out of my pocketbook, I get to rifle through yours.
好吧 是的 我抽烟了
Okay, yes, I'm smoking,
but I'm not drinking, I'm not gambling,
I'm not sleeping with married men.
Let me have this.
Shoot, Amber Alert.
白色皮卡 犹他车牌 放亮眼睛
White pickup, Utah plates. Keep your eyes open.
塔米 别盯着手♥机♥了 你要把自己逼疯了
Tammy, stop with the phone. You're driving yourself crazy.
You're driving us all crazy. You're acting pathetic.
不是他 但是没错 温蒂 邦妮有些严厉
Not him, but, yes, Wendy, Bonnie was a little harsh.
Not out loud. You trying to get me killed?
Hi, I'd like to make an order for delivery.