Yeah, my address is the booth with the woman waving.
Hey, Bonnie, what's happening?
What is happening?
You gals talking about Zumba
inspired me to get out my old Jazzercise tapes.
There's a lot to mock here, but I need your advice.
This thing with Tammy is driving me...
Okay, we need to lose this.
I just don't know what to do.
She's gonna get her heart broken and I'm worried about her.
I'm taking a moment to enjoy
that you're worrying about somebody other than yourself.
You've really changed.
Oh. Thank you.
You can have this back. It's actually kind of wet.
Okay, here's the deal,
I know what's best for Tammy.
How do I get her to listen to me?
You don't know what's best for her, Bonnie.
She has to have her own experiences.
The only thing you can do is share yours, if she asks.
- But she's not asking. - Well, then shut up.
You shut up.
Sorry, you were saying?
You know, when you started dating Adam,
I thought you were making a big mistake.
What's wrong with Adam?
Well, I just didn't like him,
and I didn't think you were ready,
but you proved me wrong because you are
handling this relationship so beautifully.
Thank you. What exactly didn't you like about him?
Well, he had a certain swagger I didn't appreciate,
显然 在你之前 他有些花心
and apparently, before you, he was a bit of a tomcat.
招摇 这个词用得妙 他真傲慢
"Swagger"? That's a great way to put it. So arrogant.
My point is, I was wrong.
I'm not sure you were.
We're running into ex-girlfriends all the time.
-邦妮 听着 -威廉姆斯-索诺玛公♥司♥
- Bonnie, listen... - Williams-Sonoma,
I am buying nice plates for the first time in my life,
and who's wrapping them up?
Jaqueline with her big, fake fingernails.
Why didn't you tell me this back then?
You didn't ask for my opinion,
like Tammy hasn't asked for yours.
Fine, fine, got it.
Okay. Now if you don't mind,
I would like to go back to Jazzercise.
Would you like to join me?
I would not, but I definitely want to watch.
Hi. You okay?
Uh, yeah, I just pulled a muscle Jazzercising.
By the way, your ass appears to be on fire.
好吧 被你抓到了 说教提示
Fine, caught me. Cue the lecture.
Oh, come on, you don't think
this is self-destructive behavior?
I get it. I went through the whole
"Finding ways to be naughty in sobriety" thing.
In fact, when I had about five years,
I developed a massive crush on Marvin,
the guy that I had the coffee commitment with.
不劲爆 他结婚了 我也是
No, not "Ooh." He was married and so was I.
- Ooh. u202d- Yeah.
All we did was flirt, but...
it did give me a thrill,
and at the time, I really needed that.
So what happened?
Oh, I kept working the program, and so did he,
and we got better and the flirting stopped.
Also, one night he wore a denim vest.
Well, my Marvin and I are still flirting.
Okay. I'll see you inside.
What was I trying to prove?
I'm calling 'cause I owe you an apology.
I was too hard on you.
You're not pathetic
and I was wrong to say you were obsessing about Rick.
谢谢 大酱 这意义重大 我原谅你
Thanks, Big Sauce, that means a lot. You're forgiven.
Good. So what are you up to?
I'm sitting across the street from Rick's house.
And I may have binoculars.
Am I as crazy as I feel?
- Are you asking my opinion? - I am.
Where are you exactly?
You took an Uber to stalk a guy?
You know I don't drive.
-邦妮 这是尤里 尤里 这是邦妮 -晚上好
- Bonnie, Yuri. Yuri, Bonnie. - Good evening.
你要薄荷糖 水 充电器吗
Uh, would you like to have mint, water, phone charger?
Why are you doing this? Eh, as long as I'm here.
I still hadn't heard from Rick,
so I went to Home Depot to say hi,
and he walks away and says he has to do something in aisle three,
so I follow him to aisle three
and he's not doing anything. So I say to him,
"You're not doing anything,"
and he says, "I can't talk right now.
I'll call you later when I get home."
Six hours go by, no call,
so I came to see if he's home.
He can clearly be seen eating pizza in his boxers.
So what do I do?
In my experience,
if a guy would rather eat alone in his underwear,
he's not interested.
- I know. u202d- You do?
I just didn't want to admit it to myself.
Tissues are in pocket in front of you.
I'm gonna be single the rest of my life.
No, you're not. I have done way worse than this.
Sitting outside his house?
Try moving into his attic
without him knowing for three weeks.
You didn't really do that.
Sure did. There was a website warning people about me.
But now I'm getting married,
and I'm not as crazy as I used to be,
and I found a guy who loves the crazy that's still there.
You're gonna learn from this, and next time,
you'll do it differently.