So you rent your place and stay with us, all good.
But why didn't you tell my mom?
'Cause I love her and I'm gonna marry her,
but I'm still kind of afraid of her.
Yeah, and just a little heads up,
that never goes away.
Any chance we can keep this between us?
Aw, a Christmas lie.
- Now we really are family. - Yeah.
You did good, Bonnie.
I'm proud of you.
I don't think Taco Willy's is a career,
but it'll keep Tammy out of jail.
I get that we're being supportive,
but we're not really eating here, right?
Why? I love this place.
Home of the ten-inch taco.
God, there's so much wrong with that.
欢迎来到塔可威利店 这是 嘿
Welcome to Taco Willy's, home of the... Hey!
What are you guys doing here?
Just showing a little support.
- Love the sombrero. - Very jaunty.
Thanks. A group of high school kids
just bagged on me pretty good,
so I forgot to include their utensils.
So, you liking the job?
I'm loving it. No one here knows I was in prison.
I'm just Tammy. From London.
Ooh, the manager's giving me the hairy eyeball, order something.
I'll have the ten-inch taco.
All right, mild or en fuego?
Uh, what the heck, en fuego me.
这样吧 给我们点第一个 第四个
You know what? Just give us a-a number one, a number four,
an eight, and the aforementioned ten inches of hot magic.
And diet sodas all around.
Coming right up. That's an uno,
a quatro, and an ocho.
I'm learning Spanish here, too.
All right, that'll be $21.58.
One of those things had shrimp in it.
You guys, thank you so much for visiting me at my job.
And on behalf of Taco Willy's, gracias.
Wow, these cookies are a slam dunk.
Oh, yeah? Want to see a slammier dunk?
Check out this cookie jar. Look.
It's a bear that's a nurse.
It's so tacky. She'll love it.
Hi, Mark. Did you get my check?
Well, that's weird.
Yeah, I-I'll take care of that right away.
Yeah, thanks. Bye.
What's going on?
The check Adam gave me for our wedding band bounced.
Checks bounce all the time. Especially at Christmas.
Doesn't mean anything's wrong.
All right, better get wrapping on this.
Unusual shape, could be tricky.
What do you know?
- Nothing. - u202dLook at me.
Adam's having money trouble at the bar.
How do you know?
He's renting out his apartment for extra money.
What? Why didn't he tell me?
I don't know.
He's afraid of you. You're a scary person.
Did he really say that?
Stop it, that's all you're getting out of me.
Damn it. Your powers are strong during the holidays.
- Hey, there she is. - We need to talk.
Wow, Christy couldn't even last a day.
别怪她 她很弱 情况有多糟
Don't blame her, she's weak. How bad is it?
It's not that bad.
So why have you been lying to me?
I wasn't lying, I was just protecting you.
I mean, you didn't need to know I'm losing eight grand a month.
Eight grand a month?! What the...
No, no, don't be scary.
You know what?
I don't even care about the money.
I care about you. I care about us.
I mean, what kind of marriage are we gonna have
if we don't share the good and the bad?
I know. I-It's just...
I'm a guy who rode a snowboard off a cliff
and this feels like the stupidest thing I ever did.
Okay, walk me through the worst-case scenario here.
It's 3:00 A.M., you can't sleep because you're seeing...
Well, the bar goes under.
- And? - I'm completely humiliated.
- And? u202d- I've lost everything.
Okay, but you haven't lost everything,
because I'm still here with you.
Even if I'm broke?
Babe, I do broke better than anyone.
I got through 1991 on $11.
So no more secrets, okay?
You got to bring this stuff to me.
It's called intimacy, and I'm told it's very important.
Customers, customers, go, go, go.
Welcome to AJ's Barrelworks.
We have a very special beer today, two for $8,000.
Okay, we have time for one more share.
-塔米 酒瘾者 -你好 塔米
- Tammy, alcoholic. - Hi, Tammy.
Make that unemployed alcoholic.
What? What happened?
Everything was going pretty good,
and then this homeless guy walks up to the drive-through window.
He's only got a dollar, but big-hearted Tammy hooks him up
with a Loco Loco Meal and a 48-ounce Mountain Dew.
I mean, it's Christmas Eve.
Leave it to me
to get fired for trying to do something nice.
So now I got to go to my parole officer
with no job and nothing to keep her from sending me back.
maybe that's best.
I mean, if I can't keep a job at a taco stand,
there's no way I'm staying out of jail.
Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks to you guys
for being so welcoming to me here
and being such great friends.
I'm gonna miss you.
So you don't currently have a job?
No, ma'am, I do not.
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