Well, you're not leaving me much choice here.
You've been out eight weeks, no proof of employment.
I don't know how I'm gonna be able...
Is it too late? May we speak?
What is going on here?
We are character witnesses for Tammy Diffendorf.
- Actually, I'm not really a lawyer yet.... - Just talk.
In the short time we have known Tammy Diffendorf,
she has proven herself to be a reliable
and law-abiding member of our community.
She has joined a 12-step program
and everyone here is willing to vouch for her...
Okay? This is not about character,
it's about employment, and there's nothing I can do.
Well, that is ridiculous. I want to talk to your manager.
This isn't Neiman's.
I'm sorry, but if she does not have a job,
she'll goes back to prison.
Okay? That's all there is to it.
She does have a job.
I need my porch painted. $300.
And I need my gutters cleaned out. $100.
And I've got a big house. Come over two times a week
and we'll find something wrong with it.
Now, these have to be real jobs.
I need to see invoices and copies of checks.
You'll get them. We'll get her licensed,
put together a website, get her business cards.
We'll work on the name.
I can't believe you guys are doing this. Thank you so much.
So this is good, right? I don't have to go back to prison?
I'll see you next Monday.
- No, that's New Year's Eve. - Take the win.
好 周一 周一
Oh, yeah, Monday, Monday.
Okay, Gus, go mingle.
Nice crowd for a Christmas Eve.
是吧 我想是的 我又知道什么呢
Right? I guess. Oh, what the hell do I know?
Hey, I thought of a way to take a little stress off you.
I'd love to, but I'm kind of busy.
Not that, you dumbass.
I'm thinking maybe we kick the wedding bells
down the road a notch.
You want to put the wedding off?
Not forever, it's gonna happen,
but all the money we're spending on that
could be put into this.
Merry Christmas, I'm not marrying you.
I think my acid reflux just went away.
I love you.
Hey, Bonnie, you're missing all the fun.
- I'll be right back. u202d- All right.
Wow, nice jacket.
Jill gave it to me.
She said it was $25 and I believe her.
我喜欢 邦妮 喵完美
I love it, Bonnie. It's purrrr-fect.
Please stop saying that.
- My turn. - Get ready.
Oh! A nurse cookie jar.
Wait, look inside.
And cookies, yum.
Not just cookies.
Those are your grandmother's famous peppermint meringues
she only made at Christmas.
My grandmother never made cookies.
She was a drunk who shot off her own toe.
Well, your cousin Dominic in Newark begs to differ.
I don't have a cousin Dominic.
What are you talking about?
I found your whole mobbed-up family on Facebook.
Waste management? Wink, wink.
You got the wrong Wendy Harris,
but thank you.
It was really thoughtful.
Do yourself a favor
and never talk about that side of my family again.
Open mine, open mine.
Ooh, I wonder who it's from.
《上帝 你在吗 是我 玛格丽特》
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret.
Remember? You would hide it under your mattress
and we would read it to each other every night.
Tammy, I loved this book.
Good job, honey.
Yeah, you really nailed Secret Santa.
they left the price tag on this.