Who knew a bar could fail?
Yeah, it's too bad we're all sober.
This table alone could turn that place into a gold mine.
Adam's bar hasn't failed;
it's just a success waiting to happen.
Yeah, so's your hairstyle.
- Hey, go easy on my roommate. - Nah, it's okay.
She's mean to me when I'm right.
I don't think Christy would want you eating her fries.
She doesn't care.
Oh, take a peek outside.
I'm eating them as fast as I can.
Anyway, Adam sits alone in the bar all day, losing money,
then he comes home like a big grump truck
and dumps it all on me.
Why don't you go over there and keep him company?
Oh, great idea, Marjorie.
You want me angry, frustrated, and sitting in a bar?
Beats angry, frustrated, and sitting next to me.
That's what being in a relationship is:
showing up for the hard parts.
I know what you need. I know what we all need.
A hug from Dhara.
Is that your horse?
No, that's Zahara.
You got that from Angelina Jolie's daughter.
I had that name first.
Dhara's this incredible spiritual lady from India
who flies around the world hugging people.
And when she does, it takes all your problems away.
They call her the Hug Lady.
We had a hug lady in prison.
She did not take all your problems away.
Other than half my lunch, what'd I miss?
Nope, no recaps for smokers.
Oh, come on.
Look, you keep doing this.
You go out to smoke,
and then we got to repeat everything we just talked about.
Some of the things people are saying in here aren't worth hearing the first time.
Give me a hint. Please?
She's having an event in San Francisco tomorrow,
and I'm gonna go see her.
Who's she gonna see?
Figure it out from context, Smokey.
Well, Jill, how interesting that you're gonna go see
the Hug Lady from India who solves all your problems.
Something that can solve all my problems without a meeting?
Don't take this the wrong way,
but you people are sheep.
- I'll go. - Me, too.
If I commit to this trip to San Francisco,
can we ride a cable car?
拜托 妈妈 你比任何人都需要洗涤心灵
Come on, Mom, you need a spiritual reboot more than anyone.
And not just at this table.
As much as I'd love to drive two hours
to get a hug from a con artist who's covered in germs,
好 所有人都去 除了邦妮
Okay, everybody's in but Bonnie.
Uh, I'm still waiting for confirmation on that cable car.
We can ride the damn cable car.
看吧 我坚持立场 得到了满足
See that? I hung in there and got my needs met.
I've really learned a lot from your cats.
快点 克丽丝蒂 我想去拥抱
Hurry up, Christy, I want to get my hug on.
Oh, God, she's gonna get in this car smelling like a ashtray.
One of you come up front so I don't have to suffer.
So two of us should have to suffer instead of one of you?
I do not want to walk into a highly spiritual environment
wearing a stinky sari.
Why are you wearing a sari?
It's called cultural appropriation, Marjorie.
We're all supposed to do it.
I bet it buys me an extra ten seconds of hug time, too.
- Ugh. - What?
Oh, come on. Is it really that bad?
I kind of like it,
but I feel compelled to support the group.
Why are you wearing a sari?
- She was thinking... - No recaps for smokers.
Oy, someone needs an extra-long hug.
Well, that's why I wore a sar-- Oh!
How about a karaoke night?
People love a karaoke night.
Can't think of anything worse.
I was wrong.
What is a horrible idea?
None of your suggestions fit
what I'm trying to do here.
I have a vision.
I have a vision, too.
It's of an empty bar.
Hey, I got Mike.
Hi, I'm Mike.
Hey, let me ask you something.
Wouldn't your bar experience be brightened
with a little karaoke?
Come on, Adam,
be James Taylor to my Carly Simon.
- Mock - No
- Have you heard - Uh, have you heard
He's gonna buy me
- He's gonna buy you - A mockingbird
看 亲爱的 全酒吧的人都在唱
Look, honey, the whole bar's into it.
- If that mockingbird don't sing - Bird don't sing.
I will cut you off.
I don't want gimmicks, I just want a bar.
But we're in Napa,
land of a million wineries.
美剧 | 极品老妈 | 导航列表