If you want people to come drink here instead,
you need to offer them something different.
I do. We don't serve wine.
Well, if it's a sports bar, you should at least...
Again, it's not a sports bar.
It's a bar for people who like sports.
Well, y-you're just saying the same thing with more words.
What does that even mean?
It means you can watch the game or not!
It's very relaxing.
Well, not right now, but usually.
I'm just trying to help you.
I don't want your help.
Fine, I'm out of here.
First good idea you've had.
I'm glad it's back to just us.
I haven't been this excited
since Neiman's opened an outlet in Petaluma.
You go to outlets?
But it got a lot of riffraff out of my Neiman's.
Tammy, you've got the view.
How far away from the door are we?
I'm gonna say about 40 klicks.
I'm gonna also say I don't know what a "Klick" Is.
I read on Dhara's website
that we'll get more out of our hug
if we have a clear intention going in.
That's a good idea.
Why don't we all write them down?
What's an intention? Like a wish?
No. Dhara's not a birthday candle.
An intention is more like a focused desire
for a positive outcome.
Sounds like a wish.
Are you trying to copy mine?
No, I'm just stretching.
That's a waste of an intention.
I mean, I can just buy another Audi.
Is yours to quit smoking?
No. It's for everyone I know to start smoking.
What's yours, Marjorie?
I want to release the pain of losing Victor
without letting go of my love for him.
That's way more enlightened than better Wi-Fi.
- Skip me. - Tammy?
- Oh, it's dumb. - Oh, tell us.
Okay, I want to love myself
as much as I love you guys.
God, why is everybody's better than mine?
Well, no one asked, but my intention is
to be seen and heard by...
Shh, shh! Here comes the guy with the tickets.
How many in your group?
So, it's official? We're all getting hugs?
You get a ticket, and if you stay in this line
you'll be number... 873.
How long is that gonna take?
Waiting time from this point is approximately four hours.
I'll handle this.
Excuse me... Mason.
Thank you for the free ticket.
Um, is there some sort of
Didn't work for the women on The View,
it's not gonna work for you.
Bonnie, what's going on?
I just had a huge fight with Adam.
I went down to the bar and gave him
all these great ideas about how to make it a success,
and he was all: No, no, no, no.
I mean... "It's not my vision."
So, thanks for your brilliant advice.
Hey, I told you to go there and be with him.
I never said try to fix it.
Let him figure it out for himself
and just support him.
I said, "Oh."
He's a wizard.
- Gandalf. - He's really old.
- He has a long, white beard. - Gandalf.
If it were Gandalf, we'd all say "Yay,"
and this hell would stop.
He's in the Harry Potter books.
- Harry Potter. - Oh, my God.
Rhymes with "Fumbledore."
Never heard of him, but this game is fun.
You're wrong about that, too. I'm gonna go smoke.
All right, my turn.
Amazing woman who started the...
- Yay! - Yes!
Uh, super sexy actor.
-约翰·马尔科维奇 -对了 -厉害
- John Malkovich. - Yes! - Incredible.
- Uh, discovered... - Galileo!
Maybe we should be hugging you.
Okay, final groups going in. Have your tickets out.
Ah, we're going in.
Have a beautiful experience.
Who has our ticket?
- Have a beautiful experience. - Christy.
- Have a beautiful experience. - Ticket.
Uh, sorry, we have a bit of a situation here.
The person in our group who has the ticket
is-- just stepped away for a moment.
Well, then, you are not gonna have a beautiful experience.
Hey. Where is everyone?
Inside, getting hugged.
You guys didn't have to wait for me.
Yes, we did. You have the ticket.
Oh, no. Oh. Ugh.
Ah, here it is. We can go now.
It's too late. They closed the doors.
Well, maybe if I explain...
We tried. And that was before the ushers took off their vests
and started playing hacky sack.
Mm-mm. Batting those big blue eyes is not gonna save you.
I don't know, it's kinda working on me.
Do it again.
Dhara comes once a year, and you ruined it.
- Jill... - No.