Ever since she started smoking, all we do is wait for her.
We can't finish a conversation,
we can't leave on time,
we can't have a once in a lifetime opportunity
to achieve inner frickin' peace!
I am so, so sorry.
You care more about your damn cigarettes than you do us.
But that's okay.
You go on smoking
and we'll go on waiting and waiting and waiting for you.
Let's just cut our losses and go home.
-坐电车 -好 坐电车
- Cable car. - Fine, cable car!
I know this is bad timing, but...
can you wait while I go pee?
-天啊 我要 -不
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna... - No.
- Oh, no, no! - Get off... get off of me!
You come back here!
Thanks. Come again.
You know, there was a time
I thought I might do something with my singing voice.
Then I got my girlfriend pregnant.
I spent the next 30 years climbing telephone poles.
Yeah, that's rough.
I am a lineman for the county
And I drive the main road
Searching in the sun for the...
Beautiful voice, what a waste.
Hey, you think Bonnie's right?
Should I make some changes to this place?
Nah, I like it the way it is.
Don't worry, word's gonna spread.
Who's gonna tell 'em? You're always here.
No, it's okay.
I just came to say I was wrong.
This is your place, your vision,
and I shouldn't have tried to change it.
I appreciate that.
I'm just gonna sit here, quietly, and support you.
好吧 做点什么 什么都行
Okay, do something, do anything.
Play with your phone.
You are north of me.
Ooh, I'll check in on Yelp.
"Bonnie P. Is at AJ's Barrelworks."
You only have one review.
Only four stars, Mike?
I worried if I gave it five, the place would be packed.
Yeah, we wouldn't want that.
Well, you are about to get a five-star review.
AJ's Barrelworks is everything you're looking for
in a neighborhood bar.
I dare you to walk into this lovingly restored barrel factory
and not want to sit down and have a drink.
There's even a dog,
the cutest dog you've ever seen in your life.
The game's on, but it's not on.
And when you're here,
the world feels a million miles away.
I get it, honey.
Karaoke would totally ruin this place.
You're looking at me like I'm not a part of this.
You are a terrible person.
you're a bad friend, you're selfish,
and one of your ears is bigger than the other.
How did I not notice that?
That's another thing-- you never notice anything.
Would you please pass me some toilet paper?
Where was I?
Oh, yeah, nobody likes you.
Not even Wendy.
Not even Wendy.
Oh, my God, it's you.
Can I have a hug?
Just let me wash my hands first.
Come on, come on!
Three seconds on the clock.
The snap is good, the ball is down.
Wide right, he missed it!
As soon as I get another customer, I'm kicking you out.
All right, I've been holding onto this lucky pee for the win.
Now it's just pee.
I've really enjoyed watching you today.
Little creepy, Mike.
Not like that.
It just blew me away
how you came back and apologized.
And you, like, meant it.
Yeah, when I'm wrong, I like to own it.
When I'm wrong, I just dig in.
That used to be me.
I would move out of state before I'd admit I was wrong.
Literally spent two years in Tucson
to avoid saying, "Maybe you were right."
Very sunny, bring a hat.
Point is, I started going to AA a few years ago.
Now I'm apologizing left and right.
And you know what?
It's made my life better.
Wow. You're sober and your fiancé opened a bar?
Yeah, don't get me started.
Well, I got to go.
The wife was pretty steamed when I left.
Wish she was like you and would just say I was right.
You're not gonna drive home, are you?
I live across the street.
But you're right, I shouldn't drive.
Yeah, definitely not.
Where'd Mike go?
He went home. He left his keys.
真棒 我们把他的车卖♥♥了 付点账单吧
Great, let's sell his car and pay some bills.
It's so weird how we're still standing in line
and there isn't even a line anymore.
I hope Christy's okay.
Of course she's okay.
And I'm gonna tell her she can go get home on the bus.