Well, I got sober, and she couldn't do it.
I love her, but I had to let her go.
是的 路更窄 但我们的生活更好
Yeah, the road gets narrower, but our life gets better.
Thank you for that.
We're all here for you.
不不不 女士们 我来
Oh. u202dNo, no, no, ladies, this one is on me.
Finally. I've been waiting for four years
for somebody else to pick up...
Hold the phone, is that a black card?
-这个吗 是的 -你真的
- This? Oh, yeah. - Is it true
you can buy a Ferrari with that?
It's almost rude if you don't.
You should shoot a movie here.
I could be in it. You know, I sing.
I'm panning, and I'm loving.
I'm panning, and I'm loving.
Recast that guy.
- Come on, you like? - u202dIt's fantastic.
Where was this place when my blood type was bourbon?
I know. I would've been totally sleeping with the bartender.
Oh, wait, I am.
So, how's business been?
Let's just say that there are three people in here,
- and I'm excited. - u202dI don't get it.
This place should be crushing it.
It's got charm, character,
an owner you feel a little bit sorry for.
我知道 我一直在给他说 利用轮椅
I know. I keep telling him, work the chair.
You guys done?
永远说不完 说真的我喜欢 非常棒
Never. Honestly, man, I love it. I love it. It's great.
Thanks. As soon as we start turning a profit,
I got big plans.
I want to hear them, but right now I got
about a gallon of iced tea in me.
Right that way. It's the door that says "Hombres."
- Cool. u202d- Still not sure I should've done that.
So, you two seem to be getting along.
是的 他戒瘾了 手不乱摸了
Well, yeah, he's sober now, he kept his hands to himself,
and he paid for lunch with a black card.
A black card.
He does love waving that thing around.
Well, maybe he could wave it at us
and make our problems disappear.
Seriously, if we want
to take this bar to the next level,
we need an investor.
I don't know. Friends and business?
That's as bad as having "Hombres" On the door.
拜托 他住在洛杉矶 我们不联♥系♥
Oh, come on. He lives in L.A., so we'd never hear from him.
He'd just send us money.
It's the exact opposite of having a child.
You ever think of putting TVs above the urinals?
I have a buddy who produces 60-second TED Talks.
Perfect for the average whiz.
You go in with a full bladder, you leave with a full mind.
Look at that, Mitch has ideas for the bar.
If only we had money to implement them.
Are you looking for investors?
I would never put you in that position, buddy.
What if I want to be in that position?
Yeah, what if he wants to?
Are you sure about this, Mitch?
100%. It's part of the program.
The program says that you should invest in a bar?
No, it says be of service,
help others, get out of self.
I'm your best friend, man.
Let me take this ride with you.
见鬼 米奇 谢谢你
Damn it, Mitch. Thank you.
Well, I'm gonna let you two have some bro time.
That's right. That's back in.
I'm gonna go work on my mini TED talk.
Topic, people who dress up in spandex to ride their bike.
Why can't I run them over?
This is incredible!
We're actually getting to work together again.
- The boys are back! - u202dYeah!
You cool if I have a beer to celebrate?
- I would be pissed if you didn't. - I got to hand it to you,
you figuring out a way to get Bonnie to not be mad at you--
you do a TED Talk on that, let me know.
It's the magic of being on the same path.
You're smoking weed? I thought you were sober.
That's a thing?
It's totally a thing.
I d-- I don't-- I don't drink at all.
But how can you be sober if you're smoking?
So, uh, 20 grand enough to get things rolling?
Let me get you an ashtray.
All right. Here we go.
Quiet the mind.
Why did I say that?
That's not a quiet mind.
Okay, here we go.
Ooh, can't forget that eye appointment on Thursday.
I come from a land down under.
Where the hell did that come from?
My knees hurt when I sit like this.
That's probably cancer.
Can you get knee cancer?
you are terrible at this.
That was my seventh grade science teacher.
What's he doing in here?
Oh, I never left.
I'm mentally ill,
and I have knee cancer.
Hey, check it out.
I ordered a new sign, and the guy mocked up
what it's gonna look like on the building.
Ooh, a neon barrel.
That'll really draw a crowd.
Yeah, and look at the negative space.
It's my initials.
I'm not getting that.
What do you mean? "A" For Adam,
"J" For Janikowski.
I see a penis.
What? What? No, it's clearly "A.J."
Well, either way, it'll draw a crowd.
Maybe two slightly different crowds.
It's fun spending Mitch's money, isn't it?
You want fun? Wait'll I put in those foamless beer taps.