Ooh. And a new ice maker.
Yeah, and two more PayPoint systems.
Yeah, and that necklace we saw at the mall.
是啊 等等 什么
Yeah-- W-Wait, what?
Come on, you got a neon penis.
It's Mitch's money. But as soon as we get our own,
you can get a much smaller version of that same necklace.
Last time he was here,
he was so loaded, he couldn't stand up.
- Now he's a new man. - Mm-hmm.
Getting clean gave me a second chance in life,
it's giving him a second chance,
and now it's giving your bar a second chance.
That is the power of sobriety.
Adam's new sign went up today.
What do you see?
- Penis. u202d- Penis.
We see what we want to see.
I so want to see a penis.
不是你的 巴里 走吧
Not yours, Barry. Keep moving.
I was hoping Mitch was coming.
I wanted to tell him he inspired me to try meditating
and I'm a new woman.
20 minutes in the morning, 20 minutes at night,
and I haven't had to go to the shooting range once.
You're meditating and it's working?
And you only hear your own voice in your head?
Well, who else's voice would I be hearing?
I don't know.
Maybe your seventh grade teacher you had a crush on
until you saw him at the grocery store with his wife
and then you cried for three weeks.
I slept with that guy. You weren't missing anything.
The trick to meditating is to develop a routine.
After a 45-minute massage, some chamomile tea,
and a long soak in the hot tub,
I go to my meditation room,
get on top of some of my big floor pillows,
and just doze off.
That's not meditating.
That's taking a nap.
Oh, what do you know?
You can't even do it.
Look at this!
The new sign's working, babe.
The giant penis in the sky!
If you erect it, they will come!
This is for my pappy!
- What's going on? - Uh-oh.
We may not have gotten along on this Earth,
but we'll be drinking buddies in hell.
- To Pappy! - To Pappy!
Oh, my God, he's loaded.
This is all my fault.
What was I thinking, asking him to invest in a bar?
There's my bar partner.
What the hell is going on, Mitch?
Mm, I'm trying to hug you, but it's-it's hard,
'cause of the chair.
How do you do it?
Let's get you some coffee.
Work your alchemy!
I met these guys in the bar at my hotel.
They all work in insurance.
Can you imagine? Kill me now.
What happened to California sober?
You know, he gets high but doesn't drink.
That's not a thing.
You told me it was a thing.
You knew it wasn't a thing.
you knew he was smoking pot and you didn't tell me?
Well, by that time, we were partners,
and then I ordered my penis sign.
This is for my old ma!
May she rest in peace,
whenever she dies.
She's in a home.
I can't go. It's too depressing.
Quiet the mind,
quiet the mind.
A peaceful lake.
A gentle breeze.
Is this it?
Am I doing it?
Look at me. I'm doing it.
Suck it, Jill.
And I'm no longer doing it.
Oh! I've missed you so much!
Don't you remember?
We were gonna stay in touch and be friends.
I texted you, like, a million, jillion times.
I never gave you my number.
Must've been a different Teresa.
How 'bout you let go of me now?
I got to be honest with you,
I've had a few drinks.
Yes, I know.
I think I got drunk from our hug.
Wouldn't it be great if it worked that way?
thanks for coming over.
You came over here.
And please tell me you didn't drive.
No, no, I boobered.
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