-塔米 酒瘾者 -塔米
- Hi. Tammy, alcoholic. - Hi, Tammy.
Whew. I'm still a little rattled.
I'm standing in line at the salad bar today,
and there's this cop behind me.
不用说 我刚出狱 有些疑神疑鬼
So, of course, fresh out of jail, I get paranoid.
My hands start shaking, chickpeas rolling off the plate.
Freaked me out so much,
I left without getting any of those itty-bitty corncobs,
which is the whole reason I went.
I mean, am I gonna spend the rest of my life
looking over my shoulder, afraid they're gonna lock me up again?
I can't go back to jail.
There's no tiny corn there.
And people stab you.
Would anyone else like to share?
Hi. Christy, alcoholic.
I was so not planning on coming to the meeting today.
I mean, I had no school, no work,
and all I wanted to do was lie on the couch
and binge-watch Chopped.
P.S. I would be great on that show.
I can't tell you how many times I've opened up the fridge
and all I had was gummy bears, tortillas and mustard.
That was a challenging Thanksgiving.
But next thing I knew, I was putting my shoes on,
getting in the car and driving here.
I can't believe it; I have sober feet.
They know where I'm supposed to be,
even when I don't want to be there.
Anyway, that's all.
Really glad to be here.
- Anyone else? - u202dI'll go.
-邦妮 酒瘾者 -邦妮
- Hi. Bonnie, alcoholic. - Hi, Bonnie.
Well, my fiancé's bar has finally turned a corner.
So, with Adam busy, I have a lot of time to myself,
which, when I drank, could be dangerous,
but now is kind of nice.
I can eat what I want, see any movie I want.
By golly, for the first time in my life,
I get to be a little selfish.
Come on. "Sober feet."
That's recovery gold right there.
But I look over at Nora, I get nothing.
没微笑 没眨眼 甚至没手指枪
Not a smile, not a wink, not even a finger gun.
You know, sweetie, needy's not a good color on you.
It's not needy to want an "Attaboy" from my sponsor once in a while.
I always give my sponsees my full attention.
Oh, please. You slept through my entire share last week.
I was meditating.
Is your secret mantra, "I'm awake"?
一针见血 大酱 我们在家
Spot-on, Big Sauce. She does the same thing
when we're at home watching Blue Bloods.
Well, it's the only way I can get you to stop talking.
I do get chatty when Donnie Wahlberg's on camera.
I just have a feeling he's a fascinating person.
好 咖啡壶干净了 我走了
All right, coffee pot is clean. I'm out of here.
I always get so much out of what you have to say.
Well, that was hard to watch.
She knows how it works.
"Hey, I liked your share."
"Thanks. I liked your share, too."
Well, I liked your share today.
谢谢 温蒂 我也喜欢你的分享
Thank you, Wendy. I liked your share, too.
I didn't share.
What's the body count so far?
Well, assuming that cheerleader can't sew her head back on,
- we're up to five. - Yeah.
Her head's on the floor, but her hands still think she's alive.
Is it safe to look now?
You guys suck!
The-the jock gets it in the jockstrap.
Now, that's good writing.
- Unbelievable. -What?
I texted Nora an hour ago, and she still hasn't responded.
So I paused the movie
for something that idn't actually happen?
Why are you so obsessed with Nora's approval?
I mean, is it 'cause she's famous or something?
She's not famous; she does the weather for the local news.
And cohosts the Napa Valley Thanksgiving Day Parade.
It's on two channels.
Christy's always been an approval junkie.
In high school, if there was one person in her class
that didn't like her, that's who she'd have sex with.
Hey, it worked.
You should take a page from the Book of Bonnie.
She never cares what people think.
看吧 你说这话 我不在乎
See, you say that; don't care.
Oh, look, it's Nora.
She called you?
Relax. It's Jill.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
Are you okay?
Someone broke into her house. Uh, we're on our way.
好 听着 如果警♥察♥问
Okay, listen, if the police ask any questions,
I was here with you all night watching movies.
You were watching a movie with us.
Oh, good, say it just like that.
I just keep thinking, if I'd gotten home ten minutes earlier,
maybe they still would've been in here.
I could be lying on the floor dead.
But your hands don't know it yet, so they're still twitching.
We're just glad you're okay. What'd they get?
Oh, all the jewelry that wasn't in the safe
and everything from the loose cash bowl.
- The what? - You know how you have a bowl
with loose pennies and buttons in it?
Jill does that with 20s and 50s.
It's for tips, trick-or-treaters or Mormons.
How much was in there?
I don't know, couple of inches?
I can't find the milk.
Oh, my God, those bastards took the milk.
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