Hey, I can't go to the bistro with you guys today.
为什么 温蒂 我告诉你们
"Oh, why is that, Wendy?" well, I'll tell you.
I'm scrubbing in on a transplant.
This woman's getting a new heart on Valentine's Day.
How beautiful is that?
What I'm hearing is "No date."
I was gonna say the same thing,
but I was lifting this chair.
I don't have a date either, and I'm fine with it.
Good for you.
Really? You believed me?
I have my first date with Andy.
Oh, you're going out with the cop? That's great.
Kind of hoping he picks me up in the police car.
Never sat in the front before.
Are you gonna be okay tonight?
Why wouldn't I be okay?
Well, it's your first Valentine's Day
since... you know.
I was trying to be sensitive.
Oh, my bad-- I thought you forgot his name.
I actually have big plans.
I have a date with myself.
Hmm. How many times you have to ask
before you got a yes?
Actually, I'm going to order in
and watch Notting Hill because I've never seen it.
You've never seen Notting Hill?
It's like the best movie ever.
"I'm just a girl..."
"Standing in front of a boy..."
"Asking him to love her."
I hope it's better when Julia Roberts says it.
So, Tammy, do you have a date with Yuri?
Valentine's is a big night for Uber drivers,
so he's invited me to ride shotgun.
I'm gonna work the GPS, hand out some candies,
and probably clean up some puke.
Aw, I wish I was cleaning up puke with a fella.
Why don't you and I do something?
Maybe grab dinner.
Adam's got to work anyway.
A Valentine's dinner with my mother.
Is this the saddest moment of my life?
u202d- No way. - Not even close.
This place is beautiful.
Thank you for forcing me to shower.
Now I wish I had.
Happy Valentine's Day. u202dMm.
Complimentary crab cake for the lovely couple.
Oh, she's my...
What we won't do for free food. u202d
Hey, I'm just happy he thought I could
land someone half my age.
You realize you just made yourself 80.
Or did I make you 20?
Yeah, let's go with that.
These are so much better than the ones we serve at the restaurant.
But maybe that's because I'm not racing a busboy
to dig it out of the trash.
The best crab cake I ever had
was when I lived in Madagascar.
When did you live in Madagascar?
When I was in the Peace Corps.
You were in the Peace Corps? u202dMm-hmm.
It was a good way to cross
international borders without a lot of questions,
and a couple of villages got water, so...
Wow. I can't believe there's something about you I don't know.
Oh, honey, there's lots of things.
Did you know there's a shotgun pellet in my left ass cheek?
- You're kidding. - u202dIt was a ricochet.
I wasn't the intended target.
This is fun, we should do this more often.
I'll have a Diet Coke, two limes.
One squeezed, one not.
Beer, no fruit.
We have a wide selection of craft beers and microbrews. u202dOh.
You know what? I'll just take anything
that comes from a failing steel town.
You sure it doesn't bother you that I'm having a drink?
Oh, hell no.
Especially not that crappy beer you ordered.
Okay, two limes.
If you were still drinking, what would you have ordered?
Well, in a place like this, I'd have gone
with a vodka martini straight up with a twist,
six olives on the side.
On the side?
Well, I didn't want to waste the room in the glass,
and the olives were my dinner.
That-that would fill you up?
Well, when you have six martinis,
that's 36 olives.
You know, it's-it's, uh, it's weird.
I-I can't picture you not having it all together.
Oh, I have pictures.
But that's third date material.
We're already talking about a third date.
u202dLet me ask you something.
Do you own bowling shoes?
No, but you just gave me a reason to shop.
好了 詹妮 你和托德今晚创造美好回忆哦
Okay, Jenny. You and Todd make some memories tonight.
And stay out of prison.
Moment of truth.
u202dHow'd we do?
Five stars and maximum tip. u202dOh!
I feel like one of those stars is mine.
Oh, is true. Your banter was sparkling.
I'm glad you're here.
You're sure you're okay not going
- to some fancy dinner tonight? - u202dHell yeah.
Riding around with a cool guy
in a car that isn't stolen?
This is the most romantic night of my life.
It gets better.
Check under your seat.
A Burger King wrapper?
Ow. u202dThat's it.
No one's ever given me a rose before.
Get used to it.
Okay, Hugh Grant.