I said "If."
Even then, it wouldn't have been enough for you,
because nothing's ever enough for you.
And if there's a reason you're gonna be alone forever,
I have two choices.
I can go smoke,
or I can stab you in the hand with this steak knife.
I knew you didn't have it in you.
尤里 等等 我得告诉你一件事
Yuri, wait, I need to tell you something.
I can't have sex with you tonight.
And maybe tomorrow night.
It might be a while, is what I'm trying to say.
等等 我在告诉你 你得不到我这样的天仙
Wait, I'm telling you you can't have any of this magic,
and you're fine with it?
Hey, if waiting means spending more time with you,
聊天 大笑 享受幸福时光 我愿意等一辈子
talking and laughing and-and being happy, I'll wait forever.
I'm not trying to talk you into it.
Well, you did, you magnificent man.
I haven't done this for seven years.
I hope your affairs are in order.
What's wrong with me?
I mean, I'm crazy about this guy, and the first chance I got,
I threw him under the bus.
Well, it sounds to me like you got scared.
Those women from the club
have been gossiping about me for years.
Now I'm finally at a place where they've stopped whispering
and started saying "Let's do lunch."
we never go, but they say it.
So I panicked.
I thought if I admitted I was on a date
with Andy the beer-drinking cop, the gossip would start
and I'd lose 'em again.
Yeah, you wouldn't want to lose the people
you don't go to lunch with.
I'm a terrible, shallow person.
But you're less terrible and shallow than you used to be.
You know, it's weird.
The things you say are so obvious,
but they do make me feel better.
I got to go.
Oh, if you must.
- I'll get it. - u202dLet it go to voice...
Hey, Bonnie. It's Bonnie.
我知道 她给我打电♥话♥时 我也是这种感受
I know, I feel that way when she calls me, too.
Look, I'm sorry to chew your ear off,
but she's impossible.
I offer to spend Valentine's Day with her,
and she still picks a fight.
Well, you did tell her she was gonna die alone,
and as a person you've said that to, it does hurt.
Bunch of snowflakes I hang out with.
- Is she finished? - Oh, uh, hang on.
you two have a pattern.
It only takes one of you to break it,
and I think it's got to be you.
Dumb. Go on.
Hey, you called me.
So I'm not supposed to defend myself
every time she blames me
for everything that's wrong in her life?
Well, it's what you always do and it never works,
so why not try something different?
Name one thing I could possibly do.
You could just listen
and try to understand where she's coming from.
Nah. What else you got?
You let him take my plate?
He didn't even ask.
再见 亚当 我爱你
Goodbye, Adam, I love you.
So this was a disaster. Let's go home.
Not yet. Sit down.
First, let me say I'm sorry
for that mean thing I said about you ending up alone.
It's not personal.
I've said it to Marjorie, Wendy...
On her birthday. I remember.
Anyway, you and I started to have a conversation,
and I think we should finish it.
You were saying it's my fault you're single,
and I want to listen to more of that, please.
Yeah, I want to know why you feel that way.
It goes back to when I was a kid.
You brought boyfriends home that I thought
were gonna be in our lives forever but they never were.
That is not...
Watching that kind of taught me men don't stick around.
I didn't even know what a healthy relationship looked like.
How was I supposed to find one?
This is weird.
Why aren't you fighting back?
Because everything you're saying is true.
That's never stopped you before.
Maybe I'm trying something different.
Look, I get why relationships are hard for you.
I was a terrible role model.
Well, in your defense,
you were a big old drunk at the time.
That is not an excuse.
But you were a single mom and I was a handful.
Adorable but a handful.
Considering what I put you through, you were an angel.
You know, until fifth grade,
when you started hitting the liquor cabinet.
Mom, there was no cabinet.
There was the floor next to your bed,
the oven, and the shower caddy.
That you're functional in the world is amazing.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
I'm the one who's always bringing up the past
and throwing it in your face.
Yeah, but I did all those things.
A long time ago.
I need to get over it already.
Well, how about you stop beating up on yourself
about not being in a relationship?