California is my home,
from the majestic slopes of Lake Tahoe
to the less cool slopes of Big Bear
to the awesome beaches of Malibu.
I love it here,
and I have served this beautiful state for the past three years.
Hey, Governor Zack.
You saved my life out there!
And those tax cuts really resuscitated my bank account.
How can I ever repay you?
No need. Just doing my job.
California is where my story began.
I grew up in the Palisades.
I married my high school sweetheart, Kelly
and became a successful trial attorney
who always fought for what was cool.
My calling to politics came later.
As part of a scheme to get out of paying a $75 parking ticket,
I decided to run for governor, and I won!
But it hasn't always been easy.
I've had to make some tough decisions--
decisions that have kept me
依然性感的老婆 凯莉 深夜一起辗转反侧
and my still smokin' hot wife, Kelly, awake at night.
As governor, my husband had to cut $10 billion
in education spending.
And yes, that led to some school closures.
But it also led to reduced loan rates for small businesses
and a bailout for the fossil fuel industry.
And as a busy mom,
that's important to me.
等一下 扎克 我不能这么说
Wait, Zack, I can't say that.
But I believe in public education.
Kelly and I both attended Bayside High,
and we sent our son, Mac Morris, there as well.
School should be an awesome experience,
a time for kids to evade math homework
and torment their principal with no consequences.
That's what I had and what I'm fighting for
for every student in California.
We will figure this out together.
I'm Governor Zack, and I approve this message.
Hey! I figured it out.
How about give us the $10 billion back?
It's wild, Aisha.
It's like he doesn't get how crappy
half the schools in California are.
What world is he living in?
Hey, girls, you wanna go skinny dipping tonight?
I just flooded the gym.
Now, that's what I call a double date.
- Hey, Mac! - Hey, Jamie!
You ready for the big game against Valley this weekend?
Coach says I have to pass my geography test, or I can't play.
Why is your book upside-down?
I'm reading about Australia.
You think you got problems?
I accidentally planned my birthday party
on the same night as my parents' anniversary party.
hundred bucks says you can't make them divorce before Saturday.
Oh, you're on, Preppy.
Oh. Well. Time to go to class.
Ugh. Don't remind me.
We're climbing the rope in gym today.
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Mac Morris, did you flood the gym again?
The volleyball team floated away!
Linda, call the Coast Guard!
Sorry, Principal Toddman!
Man, I love this school!
Good morning, teachers and students.
I know Douglas High isn't perfect.
The truth is, this place was struggling
even before the governor's latest budget cuts.
But I love this school,
and I know I can make it
- a better place. - Pick it up
接电♥话♥ 接电♥话♥ 接电♥话♥
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
Pick it up, pick it up
I'm sorry, can you turn that off, please?
No, yeah, I can talk.
What up, man?
Um, that's why I'm running
for this year's Sophomore Class President.
'Cause it's not too late for Douglas High.
It's not too late for any of us--
- School's shut down. - What?
Wow, they shutting down the school.
是的 不幸地是 这里不再是高中了
Yeah, unfortunately, this isn't a high school anymore.
I mean, the state will probably rent it out
so that TV shows about high schools can shoot here,
but it's not an actual high school anymore.
Uh, no need to panic.
You can learn everything you need on the internet.
- Take it all. - No--
Watch your step.
- Governor Zack! - Governor Zack!
Uh, hey. What's up?
You have provided no plan for the students
affected by your disastrous education cuts.
Mm-hmm, that is a great point--thank you.
Where do you propose these students go?
To other underfunded schools that don't have the resources
to handle the kids they already have?
Look, I didn't want to close the schools.
I feel terrible for these kids!
To be honest, I needed to balance the budget.
I didn't know how.
I just Googled what they did last year,
and I did it again!
Come on, like, none of you guys
have made a $10 billion mistake before?
Ah, guys, guys,
好了 好了 我知道我可以解决这一切的
come on, come on, I know I can fix this.
I believe in public education.
I went to public school.
My son is a student at Bayside High,
and just the other night, when I was tucking him in,
他问我 "爸 为什么..."
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