"Will and Grace is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
Hi, thank you for coming.
I'm Grace Adler-- I live in the building--
and I'm running for President
of the New York Society for Interior Designers.
I actually just redecorated this lobby.
- What's your name, again? - Sharon Timmer.
I've lived directly below you for 19 years.
I took you to Urgent Care
that time a spider bit ur neck.
Could you move? I want to get my mail.
Why'd you let me talk for so long?
Hi, Mrs. Timmer.
Your wife is yappy and rude.
That's why we never have sex.
Where is Jack?
I bribed him with five yoga classes
to get him to subtly blend in and drum up votes.
Who redesigned the lobby of this building
I don't live in?
Grace Adler, you say?
She sounds single and ready to try too hard.
I told you to dress like a serious interior designer.
I can see the outline of your lulu-lemons.
You know what, Grace?
I fulfilled my rear-end of this bargain, okay?
So I'm going to yoga class--
where they encourage us to hold in our farts
and steer clear away from toxic people, okay?
So nama-stay away from me.
Hi, Mrs. Timmer!
Here you go.
没错 说的就是你 我帮你撑着门
Yeah. Yeah, you. I held the door for you.
You're supposed to say "Thank you."
It's called a social contract when someone--
don't walk away! Don't walk away!
I'm teaching you manners, you frickin' Neanderthal!
威尔 威尔 威尔
Will, Will, Will.
Twitter celebrity sighting.
The West Side Curmudgeon is here.
I love him!
He hates the things we hate and Tweets about it!
Should I go over and fan-girl out on him?
-换我就不会去 -我们不一样 不一样
- Oh, I wouldn't. - Okay, well, we're different.
I know who you are.
You're the West Side Curmudgeon.
It's not a secret, so you can stop talking
like a drug dealer on a kids' show.
Oh, I--I read your feed every day.
I mean, we hate all the same things.
-电视 计程车和... -话多的红发女
- TV and taxis and... - Chatty redheads?
Yeah, the worst.
So, uh, what is this?
Well, I, um--over here.
I am running for President
of the New York Society of Interior Designers.
And you have a ton of followers,
and I would love a shout-out.
什么 不 我不是来...
What? No, I'm not here for the--
I saw a crowd and thought there'd be appetizers.
I so get that.
I was technically a Scientologist
for, like, a minute because their welcome center
had great chicken salad.
I--I was in AA for the donuts
but left because of the camaraderie.
Are we the same person?
I don't know, did you ex-wife pound on your door this morning
looking for money?
That's who that was!
Just kidding. Um, my ex is a man.
I like men. Oh, not plural.
One at a time.
And--and with a reasonable amount of time between them.
But what is reasonable, really?
Oh, chatty redhead.
Just got that.
Well, uh, see you around the neighborhood.
Do you mind if I keep a pamphlet?
Um, spoiler alert, there are a lot of pictures inside
of me making this face.
-再见 格蕾丝 -再见 诺亚
- Bye, Grace. - Bye, Noah.
-嗨 你能不能撑一下 撑一下门
- Hey, can you hold it-- hold the door!
How'd it go?
Oh, so good.
You know when someone has a dog who hates everyone
but it just comes right up and licks you?
It's like that, but human.
And he asked if he could keep
Maybe he wanted to keep your pamphlet
to mock you on Twitter.
He is the West Side Curmudgeon.
不对 威尔 我们很合得来
No, Will. We hit it off.
He took the pamphlet because my contact information is on there
and he probably wants to ask me out or--
he's already mocked me on Twitter, hasn't he?
It's a picture of your pamphlet that says,
"大家好 我是格蕾丝·艾德勒 我在竞选
"Hi, I'm Grace Adler, and I'm running for President
of the Dumbest Thing in New York."
No! Let me see!
Grace, is Will here?
I'll get him.
Hey, what's up?
You are not going to believe this.
I just saw my boobs walking down Madison Avenue.
That's why the little label on the pill bottle says,
"Do not mix with alcohol."
Hey, I'm serious! I was on my way to Bergdorf
and I saw a woman coming up
out of a hole in the ground.
The subway. Continue.
And I looked right at her chest and I said,
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
And she said, "I don't think so."
And I said, "I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to yous."
然后她说 "是啊 我刚隆完
And she said, "Oh, yeah. I just got 'em done.
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