Okay, he's a man, but he's aged into a lesbian.
Steven Tyler! Jon Voight!
Newt Gingrich! Yes.
She's don't get me started.
Jada Pinkett Smith. Yes.
We want to love her, but she makes it impossible.
Caitlyn Jenner. Of course.
Patty Hearst! Yes!
You guys are up.
Grindr has gotten so skanky.
I feel like I could get finger herpes just from scrolling.
Ooh, there's a gay guy within ten feet from oh.
Can we play? Okay. Patience, darling, patience.
能开始玩了吗 行行 耐心 亲爱的 耐心
Grace, you need to take my new profile pic, okay?
格蕾丝 你得帮我拍张新的头像 好吗
But wait until I do something adorbs.
Come on, Kare, it's our turn.
快 凯凯 该我们了
Is she asleep? Wait, it could be a trap.
她睡着了吗 等等 可能是圈套
A smaller Karen might shoot out of her mouth
and bite your face off.
I got this.
What's going on?
What's happening? Who won the election?
Oh, I had the craziest dream.
You were there, and you were there...
Hello, Grace, I was just giving you full adorable,
喂 格蕾丝 我刚刚的表情就超萌
and you missed it!
In the dream, Will was living with a swarthy man in uniform,
and Grace was married to a Jew doctor.
Yeah, well, we were. But we're single now.
那是现实 之前确实如此 但我们现在单身了
What happened to the children you had
who grew up and got married to each other?
That never happened. Oh, what a relief!
Nobody wants to see you two raise kids.
Yeah, I mean, what would be funny about that?
But you're not still living together.
Oh, no. I mean, I mean
she's living here right now. S staying here.
Staying... For just a couple of weeks until the dust settles.
暂住 几个星期 等尘埃落定
On your genitals?
On my divorce.
Because of your genitals.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What about Stan?
等等 等等 斯坦呢
Is he still alive? Am I still rich?
Answer the last one first.
You're rich, Stan's alive,
both single, no kids.
Are you writing another angry letter to that congressman?
Wow, you are so good.
Eh, people throw around the word "hero" too much.
I didn't say "hero."
There's that word again.
Is that him? Mm.
"Congressman Steve Sandoval."
I hate it when bad guys are handsome.
It's like Scar in "Lion King."
Who cares what he looks like?
He's trying to gut the EPA.
I am so impressed.
You are so woke.
I used to be woke.
Now I use my pussy hat to sneak candy into the movies.
Get back into it. Write your representative.
I should write. Why don't you?
I don't wanna write.
I'm so busy! What can I do that's low effort, high impact?
我忙死了 有什么不用费力 却影响巨大的事吗
Fart in an elevator? That was not me!
That is fake news.
Hi, it's your assistant, Anastasia Beaverhausen.
I have to tell you about my conversation with Melania
you know, the wife of your president?
By the way, I signed your name to his birthday card. Bye!
顺便说下 我在给他的生日贺卡上签了你的名字 拜
She never stops rubbing it in my face.
Yeah, but does she ever bring up the election?
No, she tortures me, constantly.
I know what I can do.
I can put my foot down with her in the office.
No more gloating.
No more screaming "lock her up!"
when I wear something she doesn't like.
Well, there you go. It's just what you wanted,
You know? Effort is low,
and you're impacting a person who's high.
Not hungry, couldn't eat a thing.
What are you in the mood for, Jack?
I am off, boys. Thank you for inspiring me.
我走了 帅哥们 谢谢你给我灵感
Who talks like that?
Okay, who's the guy?
Your lips are pursed, your neck is flushed,
and you're presenting.
I am writing a protest letter to a congressman
about issues that matter...
in my pants. I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
How hot is he on the Ryan scale?
He's a Reynolds point Gosling.
Okay. Grace thinks it's all political,
but we're totally flirting.
Okay, Shonda, now we got a scandal.
There he is. And he is the worst
votes against every environmental regulation.
Okay, I get it.
You wanna hook up with a power gay.
It's called an "Anderson Cooper."
It used to be called an "Elton John,"
and before that, an "Abraham Lincoln."
Wait, wait, wait, is it...
Isn't it hypocritical to hook up with someone
that I disagree with on virtually everything?
Will, do you know how many men I've been with
who I disagree with politically?
'Cause I don't ask! You just pop out your contacts
and you get to work.
It's not like I'm ever gonna meet this guy anyway.
Okay, I know exactly what to do.
All right? Here we go.
Facebook的主页 And going to his Facebook page...
and going to his calendar...
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