I still believe that they would have become good people
if they'd just gotten a push in the right direction.
- What are they talking about? - No idea.
It's only four people,
and it's clearly the best way to see
if bad people can become good without knowing anything about
what's waiting for them in the afterlife.
-好吧 那就这么办了 -太棒了
- Okay, let's do it. - Yes!
But there have to be strict rules.
Otherwise, the results will be tainted,
and I reserve the right to change my mind at any point.
Would someone who's not an eternal being
please explain to me what the f--
Hi, I'm Michael.
You must be the Doorman.
This is wild.
I had no idea this was even here.
So I have this ruling from the Judge.
Heading on down to Earth to reverse the deaths of these four people.
It's kind of tricky, you know?
It starts up a new timeline,
so there might be some ripple effects.
But it's necessary for the experiment that we're doing there.
So, how long's this trip take? Hope I don't get a middle seat.
I haven't heard a joke in 8,000 years.
And I still haven't.
That's the door to Earth.
You go through there, you'll be wherever you need to be.
You won't have any other powers, though.
You want to get around, you're just going to have to take a bus or something.
I'm going to sit in a front-facing seat.
Or--or no, maybe a sideways-facing seat.
I'm--I'm going to get so motion sick!
What do I do, just grab that key here--
This key is made of the very first atoms that came into existence in the universe.
It is one of a kind and cannot be duplicated.
"Do Not Duplicate."
Only I touch this key.
And what's the significance of the keychain?
Nothing, I just like frogs. I'm a frog guy.
When you need to get back here, make sure you're alone.
Press this button.
有问题吗 没有 很好
Any questions? No? Great.
Knock yourself out.
I-I'm sorry, but this is an important moment--
-往右靠 -天呐 能不能看看路
- On your right, mate! - Jeez, watch it, man!
Come down! Come down where you belong.
早 上 好[意大利语]Buongiorno. Buongiorno.
I was just on Earth.
It was incredible.
The--the traffic, the pigeons.
而且有个地方 既有必胜客 又有塔可钟
And I saw this place that was, at once, a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell!
I mean... The mind reels.
A Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell!
Janet, it was everything I ever imagined.
I got to ride a bike.
I put a coin in a thing and got a gumball.
And then someone came up to me and said,
他说 "天儿真热啊" 你猜我怎么回的
"Hot enough for ya?" And you know what I said?
I said, "Tell me about it."
Well, I am glad that you got to chew a gumball.
我没嚼就吞下去了 失策了 哎呀呀
I didn't even think to chew it. Missed opportunity, shoot.
Did you also save their lives?
Yes, of course. Everyone is safe.
Now we just sit back and watch as they become better people.
Being good is for suckers. What do you even get out of it?
我不干了 吃屁吧 瘦小版"卷福"
I quit. Eat my farts, Benedict Cumberbatch.
早上好 奇迪 来个蓝莓松饼吗
Morning, Chidi. Blueberry muffin for ya?
I don't know, maybe. I can't decide.
- You all right there, mate? - Okay, I've made my decision.
I want to...
Hey, Tahani Al-Jamil.
I'm from "International Sophisticate Magazine."
Mind if we ask you 582 questions?
- Sounds delightful. - Where are we, exactly?
My pied-a-terre, just off the coast of "Barthelona."
What's one thing people don't know about you?
That I was such a tomboy in high school.
- See? - Looking good.
Okay, next question.
Who would you say is the most famous person in your phone?
It's not about who you know.
Enlightenment comes from within.
The Dalai Lama texted me that.
K, will you make me the happiest man in the world,
and agree to be my wife?
Do you think my name is the letter K?
Just say yes.
If we're married, legally you can't arrest me.
Plus, bonus--you get half the stuff I stole.
Yep, he just confessed to the robbery.
You realize what the problem is, right?
Yes, but there's no way to help.
Maybe there is.
In the afterlife, they all got better
because they helped each other.
And the key to that was Chidi and Eleanor's connection.
If I get the two of them together,
-事情就水到渠成了 -迈克尔 不行
- everything else will follow. - Michael, no.
I'm going to meet Eleanor someplace
and plant the idea in her mind that she needs to find Chidi.
and then maybe I'll visit Chidi
and make sure that he helps her when she shows up.
I'm just going to nudge the two of them together.
Just nudge-y nudge nudge.
The Judge was pretty clear in her instructions,
and the Judge is, you know, the Judge of, you know, the universe.
She'll never find out.
She spends all her time in her chambers bingeing TV shows.
She's watching all of "NCIS" right now.
- Need to head on back to Earth. - Travel papers.
Yeah. You know, the Judge said to use the same ones.
Because I'm, you know, visiting the same people.
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