-让点 新来的 -抱歉
- Move it, newbis. - Sorry.
How did he know we are new?
Maybe because we are covering in fear.
Speak for yourselves.
I can't wait to meet our chief resident.
Rumor has it she's a real hard-ass.
That must be her.
Oh, God, she's terrifying.
You must be the internal medicine residents.
是的 女士 我们准备好了
Yes, ma'am. Here and ready.
Oh, gosh. What a pleasure to meet you.
Should we go around and introduce ourselves?
Excellent idea. I'm Daniel Kutcher.
I went to Duke,
and I've published in The New England Journal of Medicine.
Uh, I'm Lexie Gilani.
I grew up here in Southern California.
I had a dog named Duke
that I successfully diagnosed with parvo.
I'm very nervous.
I'm Caleb Sommers.
I just returned from Guatemala,
where I practiced medicine in the rain forest
and I got a tapeworm.
What an exceptional group of people.
I'm Carol Kenney.
I'm very into secondary infections,
and I am so excited to be here!
Will we be starting rounds right away?
I hope so. I've waited a long time for this day.
A long time to be... chief resident?
You think I'm chief resident?
不 不 今天是我的第一天
No! No, this is my first day.
I'm an intern, just like you.
But you have a clipboard.
Yes. I love clipboards.
But you have a long coat, like a resident.
Oh, it's not a long coat.
I'm just short.
老一点 没错 我知道
Older. Yes, I know.
Yeah. This is my second career.
I mean, I always wanted to be a doctor,
but life got away from me.
Were you in a coma?
Got married young, had kids,
taught high school science.
So, why med school?
I lost a bet.
No, I'm kidding.
My marriage fell apart.
My husband went off to find himself,
and now he's sleeping on his sister's futon,
and I'm a doctor, so life is good.
So, if you're an intern, then where's the chief resident?
Start the patient in 24 on vancomycin,
and order a CVC stat.
I need a spinal tap kit in room eight
and a central line in rooms ten and 11, and good morning.
I am Dr. Maya Jacobs, your chief resident.
Hey, Dr. Jacobs.
They thought I was you. Isn't that funny?
Internal medicine residents,
welcome to Loyola Memorial Hospital.
Today, you are doctors.
Oh, my God, it's so exciting, I just...
This year will be the hardest of your life.
The learning curve is steep, and the hours are demanding.
Many residents don't survive.
有人放弃 或更糟 沦为牙医
Some quit or, worse, become dentists.
You have a comment?
Did not mean to interrupt.
It's just that fear is a terrible way to motivate people.
I-I was a teacher, and I found that
my students responded best to encouragement.
And, you know, neuroscience is completely behind this. Oh.
I read a great article in The Lancet.
I will send it to you.
You're gonna need my log-in.
Username is CarolKenKen, and password is MamaDoc63.
I am your boss,
not your friend.
I'm here for two reasons:
to teach you how to save lives
and to determine which of you can cut it
and which of you can't.
Was she looking at me when she said that?
She looked right at me. Wow, she is fast.
Ah, new crop of interns.
Is it just me, or do they get younger every year?
Not just you, Dr. Frost.
I think one of them brought their mom.
Patient is a 38-year-old male,
admitted four days after a minor car accident,
complaining of fatigue and headaches.
What are his related health factors, Dr. Sommers?
Uh, looks like a history of migraines?
Correct. Next time, be prepared.
She can't yell at what she can't see.
You think his migraines have something to do with this?
Here. Here you go. I always carry a spare.
Aw. The gel pen my neighbor Phyllis got me in Japan.
And how do your migraines typically present?
I get those flashy lights.
Wh-What are they called?
Yeah, my uncle had migraines like that.
They're commonly stress-related, and...
Long story short,
yoga helped him with his migraines
but not with his alcoholism, and he died.
Next steps. Dr. Kutcher.
Probable causes include subdural hematoma,
Start with a head CT and blood work.
Excellent, Dr. Kutcher.
That is how, and when, to speak on rounds.
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