You have terrible taste, Jean.
You married a huge jerk who didn't deserve you,
and then you died.
leaving me alone in Kentucky.
If there is a reason for me to keep on living,
y-you have to...send me a sign.
不 不要 不要 绝对不要
Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This will not be the last thing that I hear on Earth.
♪For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth♪
This is unacceptable.
Piano girl, you're sliding up to each note,
which ruins the listening experience.
Diet Vin Diesel, stand up straight
so we can hear you.
Porno Mister Rogers, do you have a bug in your ear?
- No. - Then don't do that.
Whitney Houston, we have a problem.
Your confidence exceeds your talents.
George Frideric Handel didn't know anyone named Hal.
It's not Hal-li-loo-yer
Open vowels. You've heard of vowels.
They're the things that Pat Sajak makes you pay for.
Oh, dang. He didn't get to finish.
Is this hell?
I guess I had that coming.
That was quite a bender you were on, Art.
It's Arthur. How do you know my name?
We looked through your wallet after we wrestled your pants off.
You peed so much.
你激烈地反抗 幸运的是 我块头很大
Now you put up quite a fight. Luckily, I'm huge.
I shouldn't be here. I'm gonna get my pants and go.
We're getting ready for a choir competition.
- We need your help. - Yeah.
Just think of it as community service.
This is my wife's community, not mine,
and I'm retired.
"Arthur Cochran, chair of Princeton's music department,
"also known for throwing chairs,
resigned after a wave of student complaints."
This is a generation of delicate snowflakes
and terrible chair duckers.
Just give us 20 minutes.
It'll be that long before your pants are dry.
Step in. Let's get this over with.
One-time music lesson.
Posture is everything.
Neck back, head forward and up.
Imagine there is a string coming out of the top of your head
and you're-- it's imaginary--
and your body is dangling like a puppet.
or as my father-slash-homeroom teacher called it,
- "Lying Child Gets What He Deserves." - What does he--
Reverend Jax was raised by missionaries.
His family watched American movies,
but they gave 'em all new titles
to teach moral lessons.
Yeah, he's seen every movie Tom Hanks made.
他在《别患艾滋病》里的表现太精彩了[费城故事]He's so good in "Don't Get Aids."
Great, I'm glad you're getting the word out on that.
Let's try a chord.
♪C...E E G♪
停 打住 打住
Stop, stop, stop.
Close your eyes.
Singing is about being so utterly in sync
that you don't know where one person ends
and the other begins.
So we will inhale together and on the exhale, we...
Holy crap, that's black magic!
I knew it was real. This guy's the devil.
This is awesome!
Look, I got chicken skin.
It's a sign you were sent here to help us.
No, I don't believe in signs.
Hey! Don't tow that!
No, that's--that's my car!
那是我的车 天呐 好烫
That's my car. Ow--hot!
You don't believe in signs?
Well, what about the one that says, "No parking, tow zone"?
I didn't think it'd be my problem.
I thought they'd be harvesting my organs by now.
Well, since you still have your stomach,
wanna fill it with a biscuit?
"Whitney Houston" ran out of biscuits.
Here, take mine.
It'd be a sin to leave the Moonbow
without tasting one of those.
You're giving me your biscuit?
What are you selling?
God's love, but that's free.
So I guess it's on the house, friend.
You're wasting your time.
Well, Ginny, you and your son have an open invitation
to join my flock.
谢谢你 牧师 但我们的生活已经经历了
Thank you, Pastor, but our lives have been through
enough changes already.
Darn it. Son of a bee!
Good job watching your language.
He got suspended for cussing out his teacher at school,
so we're practicing new words to express frustration.
Ginny, we could use that beautiful voice of yours
in the choral competition.
You don't need me.
Like your billboard says, you always win.
Well, if you ever change your mind,
Everyone's welcome at the Church of Perpetual Praise.
Hang on. The mega-church off I-75?
My wife wasn't welcome there.
- I don't believe we've met. - My wife grew up here.
Her final wish was to be buried in your cemetery,
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