You put everything you've got into your children.
You teach them, you nurture them,
you shepherd them along life's winding path.
But what if, after all that,
they grow up to be morons?
if we have any hope of selling the minivan,
we got to clean it up.
That means getting rid of all the stains and smells.
That is 10 years of old milk and farts right there.
Why do we have to sell it?
Because it's a rite of passage.
Minivans are for families with little kids.
The Ottos are entering a new era.
Taylor can drive, Oliver gets his permit this year...
And you're old enough to squeeze in between these two
if we ever go on that camping trip
that I'm never, ever going to sign off on.
I'm gonna miss this thing.
You're going to miss it?
Yeah. It means a lot to me.
The day you guys brought it home
was the day I decided to go to Harvard
so I could become rich
and never have to drive this symbol of middle-class mediocrity.
I love and I hate it,
so thank you and also how dare you.
I'm gonna miss this thing, too.
Every spill and stain has a memory.
Here is where Oliver threw up his Cheerios when he was 5.
They were actually Toasted O's,
the generic ones.
That's when we realized
he was allergic to off-brand foods.
I used to love looking in the back seat
and seeing those three little heads bobbing around.
I spy with my little eye...
I'll give you a hint.
A fire truck!
A red noise!
Every time you talk about the past,
you make a point of saying
you look exactly like Alessandra Ambrosio.
I like to tell the story accurately, Greg.
I miss when you were such cute, squishy, little babies.
But now I look at you, I just see free labor.
Get to work.
I have great news for you guys.
Anna-Kat has been officially sprung from the looney bin.
The looney bin.
The quacky factory.
Anna-Kat no longer has to attend
Dr. Ellie's Special Ed class.
That is good news.
Is there a less offensive way to say that?
I don't think so, no.
Anna-Kat's OCD has really improved.
She's ready to be with everyone all day.
We're happy to hear that,
but we're also concerned it might be a tad premature.
Yes, we are.
Principal Ablin, are you sure that she's ready?
she watched that John Goodman bomb shelter movie
and turned her entire closet into a doomsday bunker.
On the plus side,
Mikhail said we have a place to stay
- if we ever make it to St. Petersburg. - Yeah.
Anna-Kat might not be ready for this.
You said it was a new era, and that's exactly what she started.
But what if she's not ready for the new era?
Like the dinosaurs and the Ice Age.
A meteor killed the dinosaurs.
Don't science me, Greg.
Katie, we moved to this town
so she could get the special help she needed,
and it worked.
This is a good thing.
But I liked that Dr. Ellie was an extra pair of eyes on her,
and if she slipped off the rails,
she was right there to put her back on.
When you start a new era, things are bound to change.
So you're saying I should calm down?
No, I've learned to avoid your trigger phrases --
"Calm down," "You're overreacting,"
"Really? I thought she was nice."
You've just about got the hang of me.
We have some good news for you.
You have officially graduated from Dr. Ellie's class.
We're pretty sure you're ready for this.
I mean, there's no way for us to really know
if you're ready.
Unless you're not ready.
But you're ready.
- Maybe. - Rutabaga.
What does that mean?
It's a code your mom and I have
for when I think she's being a bad parent.
You hear that, Franklin?
I got sprung from Dr. Ellie's class.
Well, Dr. Ellie's class is for Special Education,
and I guess they think I'm better.
Special Education? I thought it was Home Ec.
Why did you think it was Home Ec?
It's a long story.
My mom told me it was Home Ec.
I guess it wasn't a long story.
Is Taylor helping you guys clean?
Yeah, I'm out here washing the back.
You can't use scouring powder on a car!
Why? Everything's coming off.
Including the paint!
Taylor, I swear --
不 知道吗 凯蒂 这是我们的错
No, you know what? Katie, this one is on us.
She's 18 years old,
and apparently, we've taught her no common sense.
When your child is a year away from leaving home
and is this clueless,
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