You did it, Katie.
You made it through the summer.
These kids have been up in your face
for 68 days in a row.
And now you get to place them in the custody
of the Westport public school system.
Mom! Where are you?
It's like you're a warden,
and you're transferring these delinquents to another prison.
All you have to do is get them there.
Let's do this.
Mom, a word.
No words. We've gotta get to school.
- Mom -- - No.
But I didn't even ask anything yet.
It's either too expensive or I don't have time.
- Mom? - You cannot have a dog.
You didn't swear this time! You're softening.
Can you help me find my car keys?
How do you manage to constantly misplace --
There's probably a better time for that talk.
I'll help you look.
Mom, I got another run in my tights.
I'm in a real ballet academy now.
For God's sake, buy a boy a decent pair of Danskins!
Mom, my driver's license test is in two weeks,
and I need someone to take me out to practice.
Can't drive without car keys.
Everyone fan out.
Mom, I need to look professional.
My plan of getting into Harvard through ballet could be lost,
all for the want of a proper leotard.
Well, my plan for smoking cigarettes
and eating takeout every night was ruined by you,
so we're even.
I need you to take this seriously.
My teacher has already taken an instant
and strong dislike to me.
What happened to my little boy
with the beautiful little girl's voice?
- Mom. - Mom!
Look at this picture of a corgi dressed as a banana!
Don't play me. You know it's cute.
Have you picked your after-school activity yet?
I told you, I'm not doing one.
Anna-Kat, it's fun to be involved.
Now that school's started, I can't wait to be part
of the recycling committee again and hang with my crew.
You mean the janitors?
And Bill Doty.
You guys, worst fan-out of all time.
Look for my keys in a place that I'm not already looking.
Taylor, do you got your summer packet?
Yeah, I have it. I just didn't do it.
You realize you're talking to the mean parent, right?
Just hear me out.
I've decided... I'm not going to college.
Taylor, you are going to college --
probably not a good college, but college.
I just don't think it's right for me.
I mean, it's a waste of my time and your money.
Well, that's not your call to make.
So, until you finish your summer packet,
you're not gonna start driving.
Hold up! Greg.
Stop fooling around.
Of course you're gonna start driving.
And your father's going to teach you.
Can you go put on a shirt
that doesn't look like it's Hooter-issued?
And look for my keys.
Whatever happened to "Never overruling
one another in front of the kids"?
You are ruining my master plan.
Master plans are for villains
in the superhero movies you drag me to,
claiming the art-house films I want to see
are somehow always playing at "Bad times."
You do not understand my carpool schedule this year.
At 2:45, I pick up Oliver and Anna-Kat from school.
Then I drive Oliver all the way to Norwalk for ballet lessons
and wait in the car with Anna-Kat
for 40 minutes, playing "I Spy."
Then I pick up Oliver again and go all the way back
to pick Taylor up from volleyball
and then drive everyone home.
So, I have a three-pronged plan.
Prong one -- Get Anna-Kat into a club
so Taylor and her can be on the same schedule.
Prong two -- Oliver's ballet teacher
breaks his spirits -- fingers crossed --
他退出 加入棒球队 然后他们三个
he quits, joins baseball, and the three of them
are on the same schedule at the same time.
- And prong three? - Here's prong three.
- Ready for prong three? - You know it.
When Taylor gets her license,
she can drive them to school and back.
And then I'm free!
Do you hear me, Greg?
-自♥由♥ -注意胸毛 凯蒂
- Free! Chest hairs, - Katie.
And then I can take a step back from mothering,
finally enjoy my life and pursue some hobbies,
like sitting in the bathtub with a glass of wine.
- Is that -- - It's a hobby!
Look it up.
I found your keys!
Where were they?
Who hung my keys on the hook?
How am I supposed to find anything around this house
if people put things back where they belong?
Anna-Kat, I need you to pick a club from this list.
It's important to be involved in school.
If it's so important, how come you're not involved?
She makes an interesting point.
Is this payback for overruling you?
- Yes. - Okay.
Tell you what, I'll get involved if you do.
You're going to volunteer at school like
"All those no-life, busy-body, idiot moms"?
Right after I start watching how I speak in front of you.
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