Oh, my God.
- Hey, sis! - You made it.
Oh, yes, I did.
-你好啊 -威尔 挺精神的嘛
- Hey. - Will, you look good.
Oh, I didn't know you were helping!
Yes, I wanted to.
Renee has been right here, helping us with Mama and Daddy.
What's up, what's up?
Well, hey there, little brother.
- You lookin' happy. - All right, all right.
I am. I'm engaged.
-恭喜啦 老弟 -谢谢
- Oh, well, congrats! - Thank you.
Yeah, she clearly ain't too fond of her.
How'd you meet her?
She works with A.J.
and he's not too fond of her either.
Hey, congrats, man.
I'll tell you about it later.
I'm sure you will.
Wow, this looks great.
Renee brought the flowers.
Oh! Mama's gonna love these.
Thank you so much for helping us, Renee.
I would do anything for your mama and daddy.
- I love 'em so much. - I know.
You always have.
So, are you picking up the cake?
No. Uncle Heathrow said he got somebody to take care of it.
啥 不行 这绝对不行
What? No. No way. Oh, no.
- No. That's not happening. - What's wrong?
You know he's half-crazy.
I heard that.
Uncle Heathrow! Who's picking up the cake?
Don't worry about it.
I wanted to do something, so I got it covered.
We can't let him get that cake.
How about you pick up the crackers?
I'm bringing the cake.
Let him do it.
It's their anniversary. It's too important.
Give him something to do.
- The cake will be sexually explicit. - No!
You right, it will be sexually explicit.
I want a old chick on a cat.
I'm calling Donovan.
Okay. We'll just have a backup.
So, is this fiancee of yours coming to the anniversary party?
Good. We'll get to meet her, then.
That's right. Thank you.
don't start with me, okay?
Uh-huh. Or her, either.
You know, she's just always looking out for us.
Sometimes too much.
Hey, somebody need to wash their ass.
Did he just say that?
Girl, you know him.
He always says what's on his mind.
I don't know, he kinda funny.
When you jacked-up like this,
all you can do is laugh, and hump,
Hey, Uncle Heathrow.
Hey. How are you?
Okay, great. Who are you?
I'm Sylvia, your granddaughter?
And that's my husband, Will.
You just ruined a crippled man dream.
Is Madea and Joe here yet?
You invited them?
Hell, yes, I did.
This is supposed to be for family.
They are family. You married into this.
You are not family.
- You are in-law. - Yeah, they should be here.
You know how Daddy feels about them.
Hey, they're still family. And they're funny.
If you say so.
Look, this is a special anniversary.
Oh, anniversary is crazy. Don't ever get married.
That's a waste of time.
Well, uh, I'm getting married.
Oh, congratulations. What's his name?
I ain't gay, Uncle Heathrow.
Then why are your pants so tight?
That's it. Get out. Out!
That's it, son.
Get out. Of the closet.
Look, I have a beautiful fiancee, all right?
And you will get a chance to meet her this weekend.
And I love her, just like you loved our grandmother.
I was so happy when she died.
Losing my legs was easier than dealing with her every day.
And she smelled like sanitation.
Okay, stop that.
Who are you calling?
That better not be a drug dealer.
Hello. Yeah, I'm running low on my prescription.
I mean it!
What are you saying?
You better get your ass away from me before I mess you up.
- Ah, God damn. - Who that?
Oh, Lord. It's Heathrow.
That's our brother. Answer the phone.
I don't like talking to Heathrow on the phone.
That thing he talk with,
- it'll be vibrating my ears. - Okay. Mmm.
Make my ear about to have a orgasm.
Well, give me the phone, let me answer it.
不 不 不
No, no, no.
We don't wanna see or hear you have a orgasm.
Ain't that the truth. Ain't that the damn truth.
Not up in here.
Still don't hear her have no organism.
现在 我不知道 你可能不想
Now, I don't know about that, Bam, you might not...
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